[ROBERT] Where ya going? [APRIL] Barcelona [ROBERT] Oh... [APRIL] Don't get up [ROBERT] Do you have to? [APRIL] Yes, I have to [ROBERT] Oh... [APRIL] Don't get up Now you're angry [ROBERT] No, I'm not [APRIL] Yes, you are [ROBERT] No, I'm not Put your things down [APRIL] See, you're angry [ROBERT] No, I'm not [APRIL] Yes, you...Learn More

[ROBERT, spoken] You have a good third husband, Joanne. He’s a good man. Anyway, thank you for the evening. I'm glad | joined you. I was really feeling low... really depressed. I drank, but you really put it away tonight. The last several times we've gotten together, I’ve had shameful hangovers... abominable. We may be doing permanent damage — you...Learn More

[JOANNE, spoken] I'd like to propose a toast (sung) Here's to the ladies who lunch... Everybody laugh Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch On their own behalf Off to the gym Then to a fitting Claiming they're fat And looking grim 'Cause they've been sitting Choosing a hat— (spoken) Does anyone still wear a hat? (sung) I'll drink to...Learn More

[ROBERT] Someone to hold you too close Someone to hurt you too deep Someone to sit in your chair To ruin your sleep... [PAUL, spoken] That's true, but there's more than that [SARAH, spoken] Is that all you think there is to it? [HARRY, spoken] You've got so many reasons for not being with someone, but Robert, you haven't got one good reason for...Learn More