[Intro] A while ago I met this young man I don't know his name, but his hair was really poofy like... cotton candy Anyway, he told me this story... and then he told me to spread it around And so that's kinda what I'm doing now I um- I think it goes something like this (To conform is the norm) [Verse 1] I feel like a swarm of bees is surrounding...Learn More

[Verse] I've learned to be cool in these last few days I now ain't no fool with this sax that I plays I'm freakin' radder then I used to be I was freakin' sadder then I now will be I play cool songs, son With John Johnny Johnson [Chorus] But there's one thing I want Puts me in a rut If I get it I'll be a star 'Cause I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna,...Learn More

[Intro] Clow...ow... ow... own! [Verse 1] When you've almost lost hope, try not to mope Because we have a better way for you to cope Tell a joke, flash a smile, and after a while You will find yourself adapting a more positive style [Chorus] Whenever you are feeling down You need to learn to turn that frown upside down As ridiculous as it might...Learn More

[Verse 1] Cold days are getting more common Old-fashioned values are in Voracious appetites order from the menu Ink pens are blotting out men Destruction is imminent [Pre-Chorus 1] Now is the time to fight In honor of the dead Not until the night Everyone has said Try to muster courage Eat your fears like flies Enter our future, so Not everybody...Learn More

[Intro] Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way [Verse 1] I hope you don't mind the pun that I’m about to make But that song surely offended many a snowflake Get it, 'cause it was a Christmas song And it snows on Christmas, if it doesn't something’s wrong Though the thing that's wrong isn't climate change That's fake news from liberals that...Learn More

[Verse 1] Chef Clown Man, Chef Clown Man Chef Clowny Clowny Clown Man Chef Clown Man, Chef Clown Man The Chef Clown Man Show! [Outro] Chef Clown Man, Chef Clown Man The Chef Clown Man Show!...Learn More

[Verse] First up, a new act, from this very town Someone who will make you all lose your frowns When it comes to comedy, he's the king, he's got the crown So let's all give it up for Chef Clown! ...Man...Learn More

[Verse 1] Yo, it's Fidget Spinner Lover 5000 And to my enemies, this will be the final end I'm bein' cool spinnin' my tubular fidget spinner After this song I'll be the only winner I'll stab my haters like I have a sharpened sword, man After this song I'll get a musical award, fans In history books people will record my big stand The fall of them...Learn More

[Intro] Hear ye, hear ye, my scurvy sea dogs Hear ye! I have a story to tell... about one of our own So sit back, my hearties, and listen... [Verse 1] There was once a Pirate with a long golden beard That shined throughout the ocean on which he was feared He commanded a ship of men thirsty for blood But as a leader he was honestly a bit of a...Learn More

[Intro] Captain Cola and his Soda Squad Armed with only their love of Diet Dr. Cola And their heroic powers and skills Fight a never ending battle for Diet Dr. Cola! [Chorus] Captain Cola, he saves the world with his soda! Captain Cola, he saves the world with his soda! Captain Cola, he saves the world with his soda! Captain Cola, he saves the...Learn More

[Verse 1] They say the times are changing now And I guess that might be true But if we have to stay right here I'm glad I'm stuck with you [Chorus] With you... with you... With you... with you... [Verse 2] They say suffering makes the best art And that drives me insane The truth is that creating things Distracts me from the pain [Bridge] But I...Learn More

[Verse 1] Shepherd, show me where to go When you walk through the grass I will follow From the hills to the heights, from the moon to the sun If you walk I will walk, and if you run I'll run I'll do that for you, Shepherd Boy [Chorus 1] Shepherd Boy, I'll be your sheep I'll let you watch me while I sleep I'll throw myself to you neck deep Shepherd...Learn More