I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck "Hey goat im going to beat your head in with a hickory stick" Somtimes he uses his fists He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I smell like piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a beer After...Learn More

[Intro] Okay... This is a song that uhh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh... Not too many Chanukah songs So uhh... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs Here we go... [Chorus] Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much fun-ukah To celebrate...Learn More

Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as the Sandman Baby, I'm the best! I wasn't good looking, but somehow you liked me Even in movies where I cry Like heaven above me, the ladies who love me I'm keeping my big secret safe tonight Nobody does it better Well, sometimes I wish someone could Nobody does it...Learn More