Artist: All Day Comedy Act
Lyrics of Artist: All Day Comedy Act
  1. [Lyric] Memories Or Corner Crossing (All Day Comedy Act)

    Memories Or corner crossing Memories Or corner crossing A tiny motorcycle Or a place that’s twice the size The bartender’s a turtle Or a waitress hypnotized Memories Or corner crossing Memories Or corner crossing A silent bounty hunter Or a local bureaucrat A jukebox that’s for suckers Or a place to steal a hat Memories Or corner...Learn More
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  2. [Lyric] Man As Oil (All Day Comedy Act)

    Mona Lisa’s got a hard on For ambiguous facade She may be a little put out From being constantly on guard Everybody wants to see her There will always be a crowd Taking pictures of a picture It’s bizarre, but it’s allowed Honey, hold my bag I’ve got to take my shot It’s bombs away in la la land It’s where X marks the spot Nowhere to run you’re...Learn More
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  3. [Lyric] Switchblade (All Day Comedy Act)

    An engraving In a bag of bones Near the stairway Made of xylophones Like that one time When love forgot you There’s the switchblade That your homie bought you Cuz your girlfriend Wouldn’t give a blowjob To the best man So that one guy fought you At the thrift shop In a bin of clothes You free a memory And it’s one of those Like that one...Learn More
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  4. [Lyric] Party Was Fun Af (All Day Comedy Act)

    The cocaine was like concrete And it shredded debit cards So we chopped it into sidewalks That bisected all the yards It connected all the houses And the neighbourhood was one I can’t say it was practical But it was fucking fun How fun was the party The party was fun as fuck How fun was the party The party was fun as fuck Wind was without...Learn More
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  5. [Lyric] Minimized Articulation (All Day Comedy Act)

    Mad isosceles adorers Monsters hiding in the corners Minimized articulation All the birds up in the sky What an arbitrary concept I will love you till I die Until I die Models of molasses safety My velocity is high Minimized articulation All the birds up in the sky What an arbitrary concept I will love you till I die Until I die Minimized...Learn More
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  6. [Lyric] How Wrong Is Right (All Day Comedy Act)

    Mysteries surface aware and inside The moans of your pride Closer to death than you are to your life Oceans are skies How wrong is right How wrong is right Wax imitations with genuine eyes Russian brides Finally seeing the darkness in light Asphalt smiles How wrong is right How wrong is right Mush mouthed impressions of marshmallow fires Miles...Learn More
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  7. [Lyric] Kitten An Apartment (All Day Comedy Act)

    She's got a kitten and an apartment She's for and against different things She's got a kitten and an apartment She's for and against different things I’ve never seen a jet pass in front of the moon But I’ve seen her I’ve never seen the guilt dripping off her face But I’ve seen her drink at least a few times She's got a kitten and an...Learn More
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  8. [Lyric] Missionary Mercenary (All Day Comedy Act)

    Don’t come any closer You’re good where you are I’m not in the mood for Your brand of resentment Fall out from the purple Missing from reality Missionary mercenary Oh no oh no Split up her monopoly Some for you and some for me Oh no oh no Oh no oh no Too sad to say goodbye I’m sure sure you were noticed That’s why she’s the best Don’t pray...Learn More
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  9. [Lyric] Neighbours All Have Decent Garages (All Day Comedy Act)

    The neighbours all have decent garages The neighbours all have decent garages Mine is the eyesore Mine is the eyesore The neighbours all have decent garages The neighbours all have decent garages Mine is the eyesore Mine is the eyesore The siding is bent The plywood is cracked There’s a hole a couple feet from the door The paw prints suggest The...Learn More
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  10. [Lyric] Machine Seemed Very Human (All Day Comedy Act)

    When you think it’s a person You can’t always tell The machine seemed Very human The machine seemed Very human It made jokes about oceans That made me laugh The machine seemed Very human The machine seemed Very human When you’re buying a tractor Or just tractor parts The machine seemed Very human The machine seemed Very human...Learn More
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