Did you hear about the new girl in school? What new girl? Um, from Seattle She actually seems really cool and- Is she pretty? Yeah, I think so I see There she is! Oh, hi! How much money do your parents make? (Uh, six figures) Six figures? How cute Mine make seven We also own some country clubs And yachts And private jets! You can call me Lyss And...Learn More

Oh my God, did you see the new girl? What new girl? I think her name's Jenny Is she pretty? No, what a pity Let's go see if her daddy's got money Oh my God, hey, your name's Jenny, right? You could be a model if it weren't for your height Oh my God, I see it Don't you though? (Wait, really?) No, you stupid hoe! Let me guess, you care about your...Learn More

Oh my God, he seriously wants a round two? I guess I didn't go hard enough the last time It's so cute that he's so invested in me Wait, what did he say? I'd get on my- Your last rap went hard I'd say I'm a little surprised Before you continue Viewer discretion is advised You said I'd get on my knees I'll give you a preview Just kidding, you wish...Learn More

Wait, what? Gym's today? I seriously can't believe it! I can't mess up my Louis Vuittons Or my daddy'll hear about this (Daddy!) My dad's a lawyer It's pretty hard to forget Cause whenever something doesn't go my way I use that as a threat Go ahead and laugh 'cause you think that you're so smart But remember when Harvard denies you It's 'cause...Learn More

Oh my God, I guess I'm kinda, like, TikTok famous So much clout I'm practically drowning (Help me) If I wasn't pretty I wouldn't know where I'd be Maybe I'd be majoring in, like, accounting (Ew) Hey guys, welcome to my live Aw, a disco ball Make it five (Thank you) I promise that I'll always keep it real (Always) Except when I land a major brand...Learn More

Okay, okay, I'll do it You guys I don't think Mr. Wonka's gonna be too happy with me after this But if nobody else is gonna do it I guess I will You were the king of TikTok There's really no denying it Thirst traps so good Everybody wanted a bite of it There's only one problem as far as I can see How many times were you told to "Keep the costume...Learn More