Get out your measuring cups And we'll play a new game Come to the front of the class And we'll measure your brain We'll give you a complex And we'll give it a name Get out your measuring cups And we'll play a new game Can't have the cream when the crop And the cream are the same Liquid or gas No more than the glass Will contain When you talk...Learn More

Well, you sure didn't look like you were having any fun With that heavy-metal gaze they'll have to measure in tons And when you look up at the sky All you see are zeros And all you see are zeros and ones You took my hand and led me down to watch a kewpie doll parade And we let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade It's not that I...Learn More

[Intro] Overprescribed Under the mister We had survived to Turn on the History Channel And ask our esteemed panel Why are we alive? And here's how they replied You're what happens when two substances collide And by all accounts you really should have died [Verse 1] Stretched out on a tarmac Six miles south of North Platte He can't stand to look...Learn More

If we can call them friends then we can call them on their telephones And they won't pretend that they're too busy or that they're not alone And if we can call them friends then we can call Holler at them down these hallowed halls Just don't let the human factor fail to be a factor At all Don't, don't you worry, about the atmosphere Or any sudden...Learn More