(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler) I was one tough nut until the day you made me crack I was one tough customer until you paid me back I was one tough cookie 'til I crumbled in your hand Since that day I'm half a man I drive my old nine-wheeler down I-two-and-a-half The other truckers pity me so they try not to laugh I pull off in Yreka and check into...Learn More