I went to a picture show I sat alone in the darkened rows And there were made up dreams on the silver screen But I – wouldn’t leave until the show was over I couldn’t leave until the show was over I walked in on you and him You were upside down in handcuffs and chains And there were pictures of it on the internet And I can’t leave the house in...Learn More

It's not the car you drive that's you And it's not the high paid job that you do And it's not the house that you live in And it's not what other people think And it's not the boys that you've slept with And it's not the alcohol that you drink It's not the holidays you take And it's not the money that you make And it's not the places that you've...Learn More

The last time I saw you, you were lying in a bush with a bag of glue Now you're baking cakes for middle-aged ladies, and you're married to A good-looking girl who gets on well, with your family You've made your mother proud at last and I guess that's good enough for me Yesterday I met the boy I used to spend my Christmas with He used to be a monk...Learn More