(Verse 1) When that bass hits... I see your face sittin across the room as I explain just how he ain't shit How you can't miss. Add me, subtract him Multiply our time spent, work it out, math gym Then you'd get mad and I'd say im mostly kidding Like you know how I get when Im just bullshitting But you had to know Im sure that you could tell That...Learn More

(Verse 1) I saw her look, When I walked in She told her friend to look cool, keep talking Waist kids meal... Ass supersized Her panties felt like she just scuba dive See im used to these girls throwing it at me Most of em run at the gun like a track meet I said dont fret you'll get used to the attention But while your in my presence I just thought...Learn More

(Verse 1) Black Mascara, on my white shirt Don't cry baby, even though I know it hurts And I know it seems worse than anything you ever had before I tried to make you the one that they grapple for Put you in that Rover all white like the Apple store Its on me, what the hell you think I'm rapping for? Cuz underneath it all, I could be your real...Learn More

(Talking) I think Gwen Stefani was like one of the hottest chicks ever (Verse 1) She said I got wheels like a Mack but no not Miller Text me all day but most of the shits filler No I dont wanna meet you parents ben stiller Young Mike Jack and all of my songs Thriller Headphone killer Beat blood spiller Flow like chocolate Look like vanilla You...Learn More

(Verse 1) Im her favorite white rapper since cookies and creme hersheys Ive been payin her compliments shes about to reimburse me She tells me shes got into some crazy shit out in berkeley She said I swear I'm normal so dont judge me cuz you heard things Then I said stop, and then I laughed, I mean its not like you smoke crack! Cmon baby its...Learn More

(Verse 1 - Ben Friedman) Baby look I've been wheeling but I'm about to start begging! I know were kissing but that doesn't really lessen The tension that I get when I see you in those leggings I'm trying to tell you I'm more ready than Tevin! Awww She got mad but wait pause it You got me feeling like St. Louis in August! Look we could dance if I'm...Learn More

See I'm all about these hot tub parties Board shorts on grilling steaks on the barbie Homework? Hardly. Limon Bacardi 92 and sunny no clouds not even partly So tell a couple girls to tell a couple friends Throw on a bikini come over around 10 Yeah its off of Big Bend, you know like down in the city? And please leave them at home if they're only...Learn More