Let's sit down and have a think Think about the future Pass us down another drink and fix a suit and tie Don't let go, not just yet You're meant for each other Lock your hooks and lock your hands In scurvy matrimony Walk them down the aisle at sunset, let them blow us down You could see the love pass through their eyes As flintlocks blow their...Learn More

[Spoken Word Intro Transcribed When Reversed] [?] falling down [And all perished?] in an instant [?] this planet earth [?] [?] nothing but a fragment of time [Verse 1] Grab a glass of alcohol for the last full moon we'll ever see The kids still having fun running from hellhounds as they trick or treat The zombies have their fun taking their bite...Learn More

I wasn't sure that I'd want to leave But without him I'd wonder if I'm truly free He helps me fulfill all my needs Oh all alone I cannot truly breathe Call to distant shore, weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen aboard Direct all the sails and paddle your oars, leave no man behind I wonder if Joel will stay I can't live without him, hope he feels the...Learn More

Farewell dearest Joel for now I must leave you Unto the salt seas I am bound for to go Don't let my long voyage to trouble or grieve you For I will return in the spring of the year Like a little sea boy, I'll dress and go with you In the midst of all danger, your help I'll remain In the cold stormy weather, when the winds are a-blowing My love,...Learn More

Joel, the organ player, hits a long and lonely key His lover Johnny's heart lies with both Joel and the sea But Joel is a broken pirate, broken as can be He longs for land and new places to see So, jolly up the roger, lower your mast Johnny and Joel are never gonna last Raise a grog to troubles past and yet to come There's a brave new world we've...Learn More

[Verse 1] There is no man that takes her breath away She's a lone ranger in a forest full of freaks I don't have the answer to her happiness But she's too emotional to feed the roaches Let them in her alive [Chorus] I don't mean to feel these feelings She's got me in her web This widow's eating me alive But somehow it will get me off She lets me...Learn More

Oh, I wish you loved yourself as much as I love you I wish you heard yourself for every drink of booze I'd wish you'd smile every time that you dye your hair I hope you improve yourself every passing year Eight days a week I call to your sleeping Eight days a week I call to your sleeping Eight days a week I call to your sleeping Eight days a...Learn More

Love is a dangerous plunder They'll steal your heart and leave you for the sharks But when the captain set sail and then a young handsome male, and we promised that we'd never part I'm afraid of what he'll say I'm afraid of what he'll say Though the tides are high And my eyes are dry I'm afraid of what he'll say Joel is a bit of a dreamer Says he...Learn More

[Verse 1] I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone to release me Lickin' your lips and blowin' kisses my way But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away Baby, baby, baby [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, my body's saying, "Let's go" Ooh, but my heart is saying, "No" [Chorus] If you wanna be with me Baby, there's a...Learn More

I love my Johnny He's all that I have But a pirate is all he strives to be My heart is with him but my home's with the land, not the sea So I'll sit on my organ and play all my notes 'til at last we drop anchor at bay I know Johnny will leave at departure, I wish that he'd stay Say what you wanna, I'm caught in the rudders I'm floating on 7 drinks...Learn More

There's a pain in my ass this Christmas And that pain in my ass is you Mistletoe is up in flames, darling All the stockings are askew My hot chocolate's getting cold, dear You can heat it up with all your coal Someone hasn't been very good this year Left my heart an empty hole Eat shit and die (eat shit and die) On the silent night (eat shit and...Learn More

Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in te morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in te morning! Set sail Set sail And we'll row the old chariots along And we'll row the old chariots along We'll row the old chariots along And we'll all hang on behind Oh!...Learn More