[Verse 1] Well I woke me up Cummin involuntarily Got some changeling dick Fucking animorphing Love a good wet dream I don′t know what it means But I woke up cummin [Chorus] Boy boy boy boy Gettin' around I'm a gettin′ around I'm a gettin' around Boy boy boy boy Gettin' around I'm a gettin′ around My friend [Verse 2] Deep double-dickin Dreaming am...Learn More

[Verse 1] Daddy, I like black guys With their black thighs I get hypnotized And their brown eyes My pussy capsize Cuz that black size What else can I say I like black guys [Verse 2] I like a Chinaman In my vagina, man I got my lipstick On his chopstick Imagine that shit What else can I say I like an Oriental, man [Verse 3] I like a Spanish...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well I was nine years old wearin' my sports team sweatshirt I walked into the store Said "I bought this here candy bar, when I was here before" And the cashier lady looked me dead in the eye and said "You're a lucky man" And if country's not as cool as this they would have chopped off your hand [Chorus] Where is an eye for an eye and a...Learn More

[Verse 1] I don't normally dress like this before But I hate myself so I dressed up like a whore I's down at the Foobar sittin' on John Hedley and havin' myself a time And I look down at his Imogene and Willies and discovered a line of slime Slime [Verse 2] God dammit, god damn my panty hose I'm so embarassed, I hope that he don't...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey diddle diddle Ding Dong ain't long Guess I'm gonna fiddle with myself Little Boy Blue full of Mountain Dew Put your pride upon the shelf Old King Cole stick your needle in my hay hole I'll be comin' like a fountain when I come Dip it on in the water cause it's water you like water And the water will turn you on [Verse 2] Rub a dub...Learn More

[Chorus] One-eighth Apache, three-fourths Cherokee One-eighth Mohawk, three-quarters Choctaw One-eighth Black Foot, three-fourths Red Sox I′m more Indianer than all of y'all [Verse 1] I got a proud nose and high cheekbones Just call my pine cone it′s my fucking telephone And then we'll smoke a bowl around the totem pole And ride a buffalo to the...Learn More

[Verse 1] (Woooo Woooo Woooo) C'mon now baby Did you go swimmin'? Hell yes can't you tell Aw Mackenzie Why didn't tell me you'ze gone swimming Because it was so damn hot outside baby And everybody else was [Chorus] I got my body wet in front of other people And you're just pissed cause you didn't get ta get ta get ta go I got my body wet in front...Learn More

[Verse 1] I′m depressed Let's get undressed I′m not impressed Ain't that the worst I got problems (Wooohooo!) So many problems And if you knew who you was talkin' to You probably wouldn't want to anymore [Verse 2] I got a rash Stuck in the past I feel like ass Don't get me started I got problems So many problems (Oh No) And if you knew who you was...Learn More

[Verse 1] Honey, I'm in a state Go n' get some more You know I'd get it myself But I can't stand up [Verse 2] I decide when it's quittin' time The sun is wrong You know I'd pull the blinds but I can't stand up I'd do it myself but I can't stand up [Chorus] What'cha got against me having myself a time I can't stand up I can't stand up I'm...Learn More

[Verse 1] When I look into your ice balls Yaste your taster pink and warm And I'm thinkin bout your legs right now And your hairs of yellow corn [Verse 2] I wanna put you in a head lock I wanna drown you in my fuck sauce I wanna drag you through the back yard Forever [Verse 3] I wanna put you in choke hold Introduce you to my front butt Erotic...Learn More

[Verse 1] I got meals on wheels of fortune Everything in slow motion I'm going straight to hell in a hand-basket Livin' with my granny, yeah [Verse 2] Granny, cornbread and buttermilk So I can eat your generic pills Turn it up, the price is right Livin' with my granny, livin' with my granny, yeah I'm a just livin' with my granny, livin' with my...Learn More

[Verse 1] Ain't that the worst feelin Cop behind me and I ain't even speedin Hadn't had a drink since last evening I was real fucked up [Verse 2] On Robotussin Robotrippin, trucker speed, poppy seeds Yellow jackets, mad dogs, cocaine, listerine Pop-its, whippers, alcohol Tons of weed, man I did it all But not tonight [Verse 2] I hear you lights I...Learn More