[Intro] Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about (I'd appreciate your input) [Verse 1] Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my...Learn More

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth Big let down unparalleled Like the last episode of "Seinfeld" Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross" Pepsi Challenge took it lost Just...Learn More

[Intro] Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby [Verse 1] Dog will hunt, I'm the front-end loader Travoltin' over, so try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kung-fu grip Let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs Cop a feel, Copperfield style Abracadabra that bra, do you think I can pull it off? Wanna bang around? Just jot me down...Learn More

[Intro] Fish don't fry in the kitchen [Verse 1] Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch, ooh, la, la – with the boink swatter [Pre-Chorus] If I get you in the loop when I Make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of...Learn More

[Hook] Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Anymore Maybe you got screwed, but I dumped you Cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the, fact that you're like a Hawaiian Punch mustache Right under...Learn More

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out! Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you hooked on a feeling? Are you hooked on gin-n-tonics? Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you hooked on phonics? Did you...Learn More

[Intro] You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that I think you'll get with this, for this is where it's at Here they come [Verse 1] Who's the black sheep? What's the black sheep? Don't know who I am or when I'm comin' so you sleep Wasn't in my room,...Learn More

[Bridge] Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hoes of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hoes of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick [Verse 1] I don't give a shit about celebrity But motherfuckers did ya happen to see who's here? Me The bottom feeder at the top of the food...Learn More

[Verse 1] I'm going to Africa Yes ma'am I'm a brick Was President Lincoln okay? Mittens? There's a dog in the vent Chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Jr I fell out 2 times I'm pedaling backwards This snowflake tastes like fish sticks We're a totem pole Dying tickles I heard a Frankenstein lives there She's touching my special area Go...Learn More