It started with an after school special Then a race with Ricky Schroeder and then Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same Without him Always eating in The Oceans movies Criticized for his accent in Snatch and then He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee Oh I wanna be... I wanna be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt I'll bet even Brad Pitt,...Learn More

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Going through the drive thru get the value meal Not just the nuggets the fries come with the deal Also a drink I can upgrade to a shake Chocolate or vanilla it's more than I can take I'm gonna tweet "This is the best" I'm so #Blessed I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder Every second, every minute, every day I'd be...Learn More

[Verse 1] Something's been going on And I don't know what it is You don't mind the taking, girl But you don't know how to give [Pre-Chorus] You drove me crazy but I don't know baby You're thinking that it's me you're fooling Where's the right in all our fighting? Look at what you're doing [Chorus] Where's the love, it's not enough It makes the...Learn More

[Intro] Hey! Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh Hey! Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh Hey! [Verse 1] Four years, you think, for sure That’s all you’ve got to endure All the total dicks All the stuck-up chicks So superficial, so immature Then when, you graduate Ya take a look around and you say, “Hey, wait! This is the same as...Learn More

Oh baby baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here Oh baby baby I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Tell me baby cause I need to know now Because... My loneliness is killing me And I, I must confess I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four Only been with one man, what happened to her plan? She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks...Learn More

Lately I feel so small Or maybe it's just that my bed has grown I never noticed it before But you were there So how was I to know That this single bed Was always meant for two Not just anyone It was meant for Me and you And now you're half-way round the world And I'm just a day behind Nothing seems to fill the hole That I have since you left my...Learn More

Uh Huh I've got the new style, uh oh And I'm walking right down your street I'm on your speed dial, you know The one everyone wants to meet All the ladies tell you how cool you dress It's cause I'm fashionably socialized You're smarter, better, no, the best Just look at me I'm a leader, I'm a winner, and I'm cleaner Cause I'm awesome I don't need...Learn More

[Intro: Bowling for Soup] There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it Like maybe [Verse: Bowling for Soup, Phineas & Candace] Building a rocket or fighting a mummy Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that...Learn More