Hi, Thom Yorke I've always wanted to meet you Please, not jus- I'm sorry, I'm sorry it took so long it was just- Yeah have a seat So-s-so yeah, how you doing? How you been?...Learn More

[Devyn] ...What did you think of that? [Simon] That was great! I really liked it. There was uh, you're showin' all sorts of ability. You've got-you're uh, communicating, a lot of ideas, that I can hear in there, there's all sorts of layers, and uh, and then you've got that part that's punk as hell, it's a, it's a great song. Uh- Wait- You're not...Learn More

I'm unafraid I'm unafraid Here's where I'll stay Still unafraid In the here, in the now There's an ominous cloud that comes and goes "Where?" Heaven knows But I'm afraid I'm afraid Where do we lay? Still afraid There's a rumor that Venus is retrograde There's a light in the house when the sunlight fades And there's death creeping in through the...Learn More

[Devyn, Penis] [Devyn masturbating] [Background ambience] [Devyn screaming] I just ripped my penis off! Well gee. That was dramatic. My penis is talking... Yes. Yes Devyn, I am your penis. I am talking. I am awarding you the Oscar, you goober, for best supporting actor. What? Reparations. What? That's a joke. Not very funny, sorry. How is that a...Learn More

[Crickets chirping, outside ambience] [Woman speaking in foreign language, overlapped at different speeds] [Someone playing an acoustic guitar near a campfire] Simon: *laughs* I- this is sort of hard... to s- Devyn: Because of- Simon: If I can't see- this one... it's the one piece that I have to see where I am on the guitar, the rest of the time I...Learn More

I don't care if it hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so f-very special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here Oh, oh She's running out the door She's running out She run, run, run, run Run Whatever...Learn More

[Verse 1] Quit hedgin' all your bets, livin' is for free Leave your butterfly nets on, they're too dang [?] Quit smokin' cigarettes, quit givin' them the money You can tie my hands, you can hang it from a tree If that's how you gotta be [Verse 2] You can dig another grave, for the mother that you keep Yours is the only soul you can save, it's just...Learn More

[Terrible ukulele phone alarm] Mandy: Mmm, Devyn... mmm, good morning... did you feed the chickens? Devyn: ...no... Mandy: Oh... Devyn: I forgot... Mandy: That's okay Devyn, we can do it now... Devyn: When did you come back? Mandy: Last night, in the night... Devyn: Did you have a good trip? Mandy: Yeah... I missed you but it was a nice...Learn More

[From the TV] *static* I heart - So right now I'm feeling kind of strange - Cedrick LaMork's new Hip-Hop record A Simple Butterfly- [Devyn] What? [From the TV] -is really turning the genre on it's head with this release- *static* [Devyn] What are you doing? What are you doing right now *typing* *Devyn starts masturbating to porn* Ah,...Learn More

[Devyn] If you woke up tomorrow and- [Devyn and Therapist] -You had no more problems and none of your issues... [Therapist] ...or concerns were present, walk me through how that day would go [Devyn] I'd um... No more problems? [Therapist] You wanna get up? [Devyn] This is bullshit already. You've got to be kidding me. This guy has no idea what...Learn More

[Devyn] Okay. Better go. [Background chatter, urban ambience] [Stranger] Excuse me. [Devyn] Sorry. Okay. April 7th, 2017. I need to get my shit together. On the bus to therapy. I've been really reluctant to see a therapist but the other day out of nowhere, Natasha recommended one. Simon seconded it, and when I got home and mentioned it to Mandy,...Learn More

[Simon] Alright, well I'm- [Devyn] Yeah, so the tra- [Simon] Yeah I'm ju- [Devyn] Did you- Did you um... [Simon] Yeah, yeah it was good, it was good, let me, let me get one allowed, I'mma put 'em inside-- [Devyn] Uh- yeah. Okay. So I mean... So yeah I was just thinking like this sort of like this, minimal type of thing? And really, ooh--...Learn More