Artist: Calamity Jones
Lyrics of Artist: Calamity Jones
Lyrics of Artist: Calamity Jones
[Lyric] Back to the Shindig (Calamity Jones)
Well how do ya do? I'm back and I'm proud to announce That right after I down this whole ounce I got nothing to lose Or rather with something to prove A disgruntled, bit brunt end of blunt points of view A misjudgment and some of it skewed with the wrong attitude But you've made it this far, well now kudos to you So won't you relax for a minute? I...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Boulevardium Saunter (Calamity Jones)
Dastardly a bastard Drastically attracted to the casper Classically I'm acting daft at all the flatter But that ain’t even half of what I'm after As of now the sound is laughter Add an "s" in front that it's a disaster The faster I adapt the better apt I am for later The craft ain’t nothin major They can take it twice a day just for the flavor Take...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Testing Testing (Calamity Jones)
This couldn't be scripted If you ripped it directly from scripture To strictly restrict it would mean to then limit the vision The mission is tenure Professor in lectures The Hannibal Lecter dissecting identical enemies After the head is a mast and the sail is a manca It's something like Hector I'm off of my vector I'm tryna connect but the signal...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] JFK to LaGuardia (Calamity Jones)
This is the shit that you lit up a spliff to Hitchu in ribs, I'm amiss if I miss you Wish you would live up to my expectations Then take you away to a place that'll lift you Isn't it funny that money's objectively nothing Until it buys something Then suddenly coming up outta the cracks is the hungry I'm dumb as a dunce if I think that they fuck...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] First Light (Calamity Jones)
I can see the sunshine again... Hello old friend I've thought about you time and time again I've spent it reminiscing on pleasant memories Fahrenheits in the seventies Meshing together heavenly Your scent like aromatic remedies Oh I've missed you so Wishing you'd stick around So I could get a couple more minutes with you But you're gone now I guess...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Icarus Airlines (Calamity Jones)
[Hook] Higher than a biiiiiiitch They call me Icarus Lift off on a spliiiiiff The clouds are movin' in I’m in another zooooone I lost my telephone I got it butchu knooooow I gotta give it to em Higher than a bitch They call me Icarus Lift off on a spliff The clouds are movin' in I'm in another zooooone I lost my telephone I got it butchu...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Toodafuckinloo (Calamity Jones)
(Got my cup of tea in hand I'm ready to go) Never been too thematic I always kept schematics in place I ain't an addict but I had me a taste In fact I'm glad for the hate It lets me know I maybe made a mistake That I can learn from and return it to great Or that at least somebody heard it Even if they determined it's worse than learning You're...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Eve (Calamity Jones)
I hear an onomatopoeia every time I see ya (Boom boom boom) My heart's a beating leaving indents in my chestal region I'm falling short, sprung into season Some are fun but leave you bleeding Once we're caught in winter's teeth It's all for naught, so naught we leave it Thought we'd speak for an eternity My turn of phrase could turn a key But now I...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Welcome Back (Calamity Jones)
All this around me Resembles everything I found astounding Now I'm down to burn it down to level grounding The doubt'll sprout around me Though to counter, now I'm all in All in all I sound a tad appalling None of that'll matter when the fall ends A sinister winter To leave you splintered and withered With just a hint of forgiveness Now that ain't...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Let the band play (Calamity Jones)
In modern days I try to think of ways To stave in expression Until I cave in Now to think of ways To placate depression When my left brain hits recession Amending trends inside my head Defending by Otamendi Depleting goodness in plenty Instead of betting all my checks I'll spend the rest on a necklace Stretched outta hemp, until I get...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Mrs. Gatsby (Calamity Jones)
Everybody gotchur glass of brandy handy? You see me standing, plant your fuckin' ass down Randy I got a plan, a plot, a clever thought A chance to get a subtle nod to all the greats Who take the stage in ambiance Succumbing to my gravitas, I finally thought That first you get the bodies Then you get to lining in chalk I'm letting you walk Professor...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones[Lyric] Blue in Nature (Calamity Jones)
Dis section leaves us all a little bewildered When I can barely seem to bring home the silver For just an itty bitty glimmer of hope I'll smoke this hemp that's at the end of my rope Before it closes throat, provoking to choke While vocal phrases still can come out a-blazing While I can barely make the words to say I think I'm amazing All that...Learn MorerapCalamity Jones