[Intro, Tim's prattle] 1, 2, 3, 4 ... This is called Hope Day Hope Day [Verse 1] Don't pity me My sun shines only for me Occasionally gives me hope For the day I've always wanted I know the part that's never learned by anyone-two So stick it up your arse by the left, Mr Soldier I'm safer on my own when you go Home, you'll all be in boxes so Piss...Learn More

[Intro] [Verse] They drive me spare, they click, they click, what can I do? {Tim coughs twice} They also flash, psh, psh, and they pop, and they wind and wind Psh - psh- aaargh! (Aaargh!) But what can I do? [Outro]...Learn More

[Verse 1] It's just a funny world I hides her out of sight And I will stay with her All through the day And through the night And if she only had Stopped making that hissing noise That haunts me now And makes a joke of me With all the other boys [Chorus] And then the life begins to scream Her [?] changes to like Hallowe'en And then she goes up to...Learn More

[Tim's prattle] Shhh. Sh-sh-shh [Verse 1] It's just a funny world That hides me out of sight But I will stay with her All through the day And through the night And if she only had Stopped making that hissing noise That haunts me now And makes a joke of me With all the other boys [Chorus] And then as life begins to seethe The whole world changes...Learn More

[Verse 1] Following around to see a life That's never in Always calling itself on its own phone Though its never quite at home in the world today See it to arranging the day Prepared in its own so special way With added loving care Though it's not been there since yesterday [Verse 2] Looking so hard for a cause And it don't care what it is And...Learn More

{Everyone returns to the stage for an encore} [Intro] 1, 2, 3, 4 [Verse 1] Here's me, hidden in the underground And so far I don't mind That's why, a-ha You'll find I'm never coming Here, buy me all the things I ask for Nothing's too much for me Here more often than not A burst investigating main [Bridge] Never before did it seem what it used to...Learn More

[Tim's prattle] This is called "Tarred and Feathered," 'cos Jim's too fat and he's going to die, probably [Verse 1] I find that I understand the rules but cannot find the reasons Do they include everything and they change for every season It's only a matter of... Time is of the essence, shall I put up some resistance? Cursed with the knowledge of...Learn More

{Tim Quy plays a melody on his percussion and waggles a finger at the audience} [Tim's prattle] Don't do that! SHUT UP! 1, 2, 3, 4 [Verse 1] Cancel out my lowness with a high, so here we go Caught in arrears with the different ideas And I'm saving all my troubles for the Delinquent on my mind I'm a sucker for your deepness, truly [Verse...Learn More

[Tim's prattle] Thank you This is called "It's a Lovely Day", which it was, wasn't it? Yes, I'm sure you agree with me [Verse 1] I suppose I could start Closed behind the door People looking at me (Ha ha ha ha) See the big ship sailing by Pick me up and turn me round Into the disarray around me Somedays this and somedays that It's acting so banal...Learn More

[Intro] [Tim's prattle] People keep coming up to me all the time, and saying: "I must not persevere! I must not [?] as, as I see fit!" A man asked me into his own home! Sat me down and told me off like a child What's happening? Squalor is at large in tidy suburbia Filth, and dirt- it had a dirty smell, I didn't like the smell there I didn't like...Learn More

[Verse 1] Leaving early, just before the hour A few moments won't make any difference, not to me anyway The early bird catches the worm I don't really want to go in tomorrow The man will tell me off for leaving early yesterday "Close your eyes dear, never mind" [Chorus 1] And there's voices inside me They're screaming, they're telling me "That's...Learn More

{Video intro, the Watch With Mother and Cardiacs titles play followed by pictures of the band as in Seaside Treats set to the backdrop of an instrumental live introduction} [Extended Intro] [Verse 1] When is it good or not good To p-ret-ieve a petrifying life Or to solving a problem That's here tomorrow, gone today "I am a worthy subject" Says...Learn More