[slow, reverent music plays] [Verse One] I'll be home for Christmas Watching the PapaJohns.com Bowl Florida State leads by twenty-eight So why...is Rutgers...attempting a field goal?! It's 4th and 17, you gotta go 4th and do an inside kick! Christmas Eve will find me Rocking out to Styx As I flog my knob to the J. Crew catalog 'Cause the video...Learn More

I'll be home for Christmas Passed out on the floor Uh-oh, there's a real good chance I pissed my pants Get more pants outta the pants drawer Christmas Day will find me Hungover, pissed off and annoyed I'll be home long after Christmas 'Cause I'm still un...em...ployed! (music stops) And frankly, it sucks...Learn More