Judd Dredd - back from the dead Pissed off and here to cleanse the land Many would kill for his superior skill Which he mastered with a single hand A true believer, the riffing creature One string to rule them all A beat repeater, he's the besieger Wach any opposition fail DON'T - Disobey the law DON'T - If you do you'll fall DOWN - Into the...Learn More

When you can't leave the bar on your own to feet Who do you blame? THE BEER POLICE They make you drink you're near deceased Don't blame yourself, blame the police BEER POLICE! BEER POLICE! Your birthday party's super lame It's time for beer and drinking games The law will make you drink your weight Hungover is your only fate Don't be scared...Learn More

A brilliant invention is what we all thought It will bring us beers, call it a BEER BOT On good intentions we started to build With a thirst for beers perfectly chill All went according to plan Our creation, a gift to all man Until we found out that it served itself first The line's long we wanna drink What do we di no time to think Meanwhile it...Learn More

The work week was long, my patience is gone Body and mind turned to to rust Abort all my plans, I don't wanna go I'll stick to all that I know and I trust Open the fridge to grab me a can Find out i've got nothing left But way in the back see one oozin, it's old Fuck it i'm thirsty and it's cold Time to unwind, crack open the slime Don't need to...Learn More

Don't tie your laces, let’s land on our faces We need to make it grody to the max Wall of meaters Ain't for cheaters Ain't no time for trick repeaters, we’re the fuckin maniacs They wanted blood (BLOOD) We'll give them blood (BLOOD) It's fun cause there's so many ways to fail Straight up ollie off a staircase now my board Is gone to deep space How...Learn More

Your dealer calls you up He's got some new shit He gets you to his house To take a few hits So you roll it up and put it to your lips Then before you know it You're certifried ripped CERTIFRIED RIPPED It fills up your lungs And builds in your chest "It's number one man" Ya this shit's the best There's almost none left so you take 3 more hits Then...Learn More

Give me that 24 Right fuckin now! Just like every night, we're meeting by the store Cause when I wake up, I get the thirst for more A saturating flavor a drunken party mess If I had enough money, I'd drink myself to death I start to feel the poison It's creeping up on me As her lips moisten It's growing to my knee A satisfying feeling, a lady of...Learn More

This thirst is killing me, I can think I can see And I have a clear view of this digusting world Been partying for days, been soaking up the rays Probably have bills to pay, I think i'm gonna hurl The fridge is bare but the smell is in the air I'm searching everywhere for one more beer I think I left a stash after i spent my cash Guys we need to...Learn More

I'm fucking pissed I look around and all I see are flies Taking turns on my veins then vanish to the skies Trying to eat me while I'm still alive Why won't you all just fucking die I thought it'd be a good ideao take a bike ride While the snow's gone and I no longer need to hide But it's a lose lose, I can't even fucking breathe They're on my neck...Learn More

You got a hot date but you're already screwd'er All your friends are headed to the sewer You wanna rip, but she'll be pissed Fuck that shit and surf the piss Watch your back when you ride It's not safe in the sewer It's in the shadows cause it's a lurker But it's cool cause you're SEWER SURFER Whippin through tunnels, don't want it to end That...Learn More

The medics thought you died, that wasn't the case But when they saw your body it couldn't go to waste So they took you in, cut you up with a knife Taking your organs while you're clinching for life They were mid procedure when you woke up And they realized they fucked up THEY FUCKED UP Organ donor or a loaner Dead at first sight Let's use up his...Learn More

I HATE FUCKING SNOW I HATE FUCKING COLD I HATE FUCKING FLU I HATE FUCKING SNOW Oh god I hate that snow It makes me want to rip my skin Put me in hibernation, let me sleep Can't stand that fucking wind My balls are freezing, everytime I take my car Please burn that shit away I've had enough Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you!!!!! Don't need to...Learn More