[Intro] One, two, three, four [Verse 1] If I were the devil, first thing that'd I'd do Is I'd come off like I ever gave a damn about you I'd let you catch a peak of all your greatest desires And I'd watch the flames in your eyes burn like hellfire [Verse 2] Find all the wolves in the land And I'd make them fight each other Tooth and nail and hand...Learn More

[Verse 1] She goes downtown late at night When her husband is gone for work Searching for her Romeo But the booze and the neon lights is all she will find [Pre Chorus 1] She's out searching hard and long It the same feeling on a couch back at home [Chorus] Because it takes two to tango And right now you're one sick heart alone You're shining...Learn More

[Verse 1] When the lights come on and the beer taps flow And I hear the crowds singin' "life of a rolling stone" When hell freezes over and the Vandals are worth a damn That's when I'll see you again [Verse 2] When pigs begin to fly and there's peace among men Standin' for something is no longer a sin When the sun comes out and I crawl out of my...Learn More