Ah-ha! Yeah this is dedicated to all you backstabbing fools out there There's gonna be hell to pay I catch up with you Think I don't know? I know what you're up to! Yeah pretty boys... Don't let the air outta my tires - hoo-hoo Don't like dealin' with no liars - hoo-hoo I'm not the type to turn a blind eye When you're asleep I'm gonna catch you...Learn More

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody likes sloppy drunks My Uncle he came over Christmas night and ate up all our food That wouldn't be so bad but then...Learn More

Ain't no one tell me what to do I wrote this special song from me to you Ain't got no time to mess around Put a smile on your face and lose that frown Put a little country in your heart That will give you a fresh start Cause with me writin' songs just ain't that hard Just readin' you the news with my gee-tar I write one song a night, I say one...Learn More

Woo! Well I am Country Mike and I'd like to say hello To the black, the white, the red and the green, the purple and yellow But first I gotta bang-bang, stomp my boots, movin' to the country beat Catfish and corn bread is what I love to eat But so far ya heard my voice, yes it ain't no riddle Right now I'm gonna introduce my man Slim on the...Learn More

Try within you never really can repair what hurts inside Still remember when the good times rolled and you still had your pride Just when you think you got your lesson learned You're going for love and you get burned How do you mend an achin' heart, when there's too many holes to fill Follow me down to the boathouse and drown in the old river...Learn More

Listen here lady, got somethin' to tell ya I'm out on the road and I'm goin' nowhere Lookin' to find (lookin' to find) Some ah, peace of mind (peace of mind) Been a-cheatin' and boozin', playin' my music Seems all my life I've been ah, looking for something by and by (by and by) Why can't I see the signs (see the signs) Turned my back on your...Learn More

This is a song 'bout an old country singer friend of mine His name is Kenny Jones He was a small town legend from Tennessee He went in search of the big city with some dreams he was lookin' for But things kind of got off track a bit But of course you know he's always welcome back, right here to Tennessee Kenny Jones grew up in a little Tennessee...Learn More

Now, I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for helpin' my family gather around here today and puttin' all this great food on our table and I just hope He's just as generous to all the other fine country families out there on this special day We're havin' a country Christmas - I hope you'll have one too Santa Claus is bakin' biscuits - what did...Learn More

My papa done told me: don't put all your eggs in one basket Because you might be countin' your chickens before they hatch Which brings us to the question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" If I knew that, I know why a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush Now we all wanna be free like an eagle But we also know what it's like when someone...Learn More