You're my best friend And I know I'm not yours And that's okay I'm not your best friend Of that I'm pretty sure But I'm okay Friendship doesn't have to be a two-way street As long as there's a car on the road Friendship doesn't have to mean a shoulder to cry on I don't need a shoulder to cry (Spoken interlude) Oh, I'm just kidding! (Song) You're...Learn More

[Darryl] My sperm is nice and healthy In terms of sperm I’m wealthy Like an oil magnate When I ejaculate That’s what the doctors tell me! My point is, in a nut shell Each time I nut, I nut well! I’ve got the quantity and the quality No IUD is stopping me! ‘Cause my semens steaming Like a demon and all The surrogates are screaming: “Just give me...Learn More

[REBECCA] It's come to this Like I knew it would Since I'm now Single for good I know just what I gotta do I gotta go get myself A fuckton of cats! [HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA] A fuckton of cats! [REBECCA] A fuckton of cats! [HEATHER, PAULA, & VALENCIA] Way too many cats! [REBECCA] When you're a permanent bachelorette It's mandatory that you...Learn More

[Verse 1] Uh! Feeling low I need some time to think By myself, I pour another drink So many thoughts keep running through my head I can't stay here, I hit the club instead I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind Bitches up on me and they looking fine We doing lines they wanna go all night (Go all night) But deep inside there's something still...Learn More

It's me! It's always me! And no one says a word! But this time, I'll stand up for myself And finally be heard! George won't be ignored! George won't be interrupted! Beca--...Learn More

This session Is going to be different It’s going to be so different I know... This patient Won’t be indifferent This time around She’ll want to grow... I’ve been burned So many times By the girl who’s committed So many burn crimes Yet I never Lost hope or endurance Thank God I don’t Accept health insurance I charge 250 dollars an hour now This...Learn More