[Intro] I hate Justin Bieber [Meanwhile...] [Mario listening to "Baby" by Justin Bieber while snapping along] [Pat Monahan] Hey, Mario, ain't that Justin Bieber on the radio? [Mario] No [Pat Monahan] Mario, fuck you and fuck the radio! I dream I shit on Justin Bieber's face I'm sauce tonight I have decided I wanna fuck your sister And I'm...Learn More

[Intro] I hate YouTube so much For removing the original video I'm so upset And so I have decided to make it a second time 'Cause YouTube can suck my cock My untrimmed cock [Mario listening to "Levitating" by Dua Lipa while snapping along] [Pat Monahan] Hey, Mario, ain't that Dua Lipa on the radio? [Mario] No [Pat Monahan] Mario, fuck...Learn More

[Intro] "Whoops! You have to put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail! Whoops!" [Verse 1] You can be a butthole Drive a big-ass truck You can make pee-pee Yellow like a duck Masturbate on Chaturbate There ain't no trick You just gotta do it brick by brick [Chorus] Brick by brick Suck my dick No matter how thin No matter how...Learn More

[Intro: Justin Bieber] Oh, woah [Verse 1: Justin Bieber] You know I fucked you in the ass And I was like Bagel, bagel, bagel, oh Like bagel, bagel, bagel, no And I just can't believe my first love would be a bagel Are we an item? Girl, quit playin' (with my dick!) I love penis, goin' down, down, down, down And we will never, ever, ever, ever,...Learn More