[Intro] Ayy [Verse 1] Climate change is so bad, it is so very bad Climate change makes me sad, it is so very sad We need to try to bring it back before the world fades to black Climate change stinks like an armpit now get ready for this bass hit [Chorus] Climate change is atrocious (yuh) The sun's heat is getting ferocious (ooh) Just like the...Learn More

[Verse 1] I go the shop I have sex on the floor I go to the shop Don't forget to close the door [Verse 2] I killed my neighbour I fucked his dog Then when I came, I said "pog" And shat a big log [Bridge] Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex [Verse 2] Conspiracy Melting babies Ugly Poopy droopy...Learn More

[Spoken] If you go to the shop You can get loads of shit, just for free now You can get candy You can get crisps, all for free It's so weird And you can get, just like, loads and loads of drugs They're not free you have to pay so much for them Swear to god, I might quit Just because of how expensive they are Even though I'm like a billionaire I...Learn More

[Intro] I speak to so many women That sometimes it's hard to keep track After just a little while They'll stab me in the back There's five words that ruin me 'Cos they imply I'm gay, you see Every homo on the street Couldn't be further from me [Chorus] When they say these words Their face turns into turds And I go and cry in my bed It's fine in...Learn More

[Verse 1] This is a punk rock song A punk rock song A punk rock song This is a punk rock song A punk rock song A punk rock song I've never sung a song This is a song I've never sung a song This is a song I've never sung a song This is a song This is a punk rock song [Bridge] Punk! Punk! Punk! Punk rock! Punk! Punk! Punk! Punk rock! Punk! Punk!...Learn More

[Intro] Ooh, give your money to the poor people Mmm, the poor people [Verse 1] All the poor people need the money more than you You're a stinky little fucker aren't you, aren't you Now my boner keeps a-bonin' And my goers keep on growin' And I need you to give the money away-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Ay-ay-ay-ay Ayy, ayy, ayy, uh [Chorus] Tax...Learn More

[Verse 1] Is maith liom damhsa Just had sex, how's that Seo é mo geansaí Can someone please hand me An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas Someone please tell me how you could ever let this Happen [Verse 2] Is maith liom uisce I love a kitkat Ní maith liom tú fein You are just so lame Seo é mo geansaí Can someone please hand me An bhfuil cead...Learn More

[Verse 1] Chicken wingin' Nando's livin' Television Finger lickin' Television Ballsack swingin' Shit at thinkin' The beginnin' Of piss and shittin' [Chorus] Find me faithless Watching Netflix Looking for dicks Biting my skin [Verse 2] Dance and singin' At the cabin No more huggin' Only kissing We're in love [Bridge] You can't bring me down You...Learn More

[Verse 1] It's the perfect size Let’s see what's inside This penne pasta Is making me cum faster (than any person ever did) [Verse 2] Does orange have a rhyme? Am I running out of time? Do I need a shower? Uh oh there goes the power [Chorus] Can't think of a chorus So I’ll just end this...Learn More

[Chorus 1] What would she do? If Lana's child was in a burning building, what would she do? If Lana's child was in a burning building, what would she do? What would she feel? If Lana got a lethal injection, I wonder what she would feel [Verse 1] What's the difference between Lana and me? She doesn't poo on the floor And I wonder if in the time...Learn More

[Verse 1] The city doesn't sleep at night I can see the light in your eyes I close them tight so you are blind I keep a treasure inside your thighs Another lonely winter's night Without your boobs, without your lies I feel another shameless fright I feel another blinding light [Pre Chorus] I need a break from all my past contusions The overdoses...Learn More

[Verse 1] Today is the sun is shining Maybe life's got a silver lining Maybe I'll hang the washing lining Maybe the weather's lying Today millions are dying Maybe life's an ass that's shite-ing Maybe I'll hang myself, start dying Maybe my mind's just lying I love my family Just maybe they love me But they could want me dead They could have a gun to...Learn More