[Spoken] If you go to the shop You can get loads of shit, just for free now You can get candy You can get crisps, all for free It's so weird And you can get, just like, loads and loads of drugs They're not free you have to pay so much for them Swear to god, I might quit Just because of how expensive they are Even though I'm like a billionaire I...Learn More

[Verse 1] This is a punk rock song A punk rock song A punk rock song This is a punk rock song A punk rock song A punk rock song I've never sung a song This is a song I've never sung a song This is a song I've never sung a song This is a song This is a punk rock song [Bridge] Punk! Punk! Punk! Punk rock! Punk! Punk! Punk! Punk rock! Punk! Punk!...Learn More

[Intro] Ooh, give your money to the poor people Mmm, the poor people [Verse 1] All the poor people need the money more than you You're a stinky little fucker aren't you, aren't you Now my boner keeps a-bonin' And my goers keep on growin' And I need you to give the money away-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Ay-ay-ay-ay Ayy, ayy, ayy, uh [Chorus] Tax...Learn More

[Verse 1] It's the perfect size Let’s see what's inside This penne pasta Is making me cum faster (than any person ever did) [Verse 2] Does orange have a rhyme? Am I running out of time? Do I need a shower? Uh oh there goes the power [Chorus] Can't think of a chorus So I’ll just end this...Learn More

[Chorus 1] What would she do? If Lana's child was in a burning building, what would she do? If Lana's child was in a burning building, what would she do? What would she feel? If Lana got a lethal injection, I wonder what she would feel [Verse 1] What's the difference between Lana and me? She doesn't poo on the floor And I wonder if in the time...Learn More

[Verse 1] The city doesn't sleep at night I can see the light in your eyes I close them tight so you are blind I keep a treasure inside your thighs Another lonely winter's night Without your boobs, without your lies I feel another shameless fright I feel another blinding light [Pre Chorus] I need a break from all my past contusions The overdoses...Learn More

[Verse 1] Today is the sun is shining Maybe life's got a silver lining Maybe I'll hang the washing lining Maybe the weather's lying Today millions are dying Maybe life's an ass that's shite-ing Maybe I'll hang myself, start dying Maybe my mind's just lying I love my family Just maybe they love me But they could want me dead They could have a gun to...Learn More

[Verse 1] I push a pencil into my eye It does not feel very nice I start to bleed out of my eyes It does not feel very nice I feel the pencil Display a stencil Of the pain in my eyes [Chorus] Oh no, the pencil is in my ass Oh no, the pencil is in my ass Oh no, the pencil is in my ass [Verse 2] God as my witness I think I should stick this Pencil...Learn More

[Verse 1] Thinking of a time We shared a wine and lost our minds It's like another life Now I'm in jail, it's not really fair Fair enough on me Three walls are all I see And these bars in front of me (Ah-ah) [Chorus] Need a bit of proof Show me my crime Was not justified Did it get through to you I never lied Just stood by your side In the...Learn More

[Intro] Just farted on a kid, now that's the good shit One two three, let's go, let's do this [Verse] My name is 'Bone' and I'm here on my own Makin' the most bucks I give no fucks I get my dick sucked I own these clubs I'm the king on the throne Eat chicken off the bone (ayy) I love women and sometimes men Depends on just how many of them So much...Learn More

[Verse 1] I'm so sick of counting All of my goodnights Cos I don't know If I'll wake by your side And I think we could do it Do it if we tried I just tryna get Sofia Stuck inside (Faye's head) [Chorus] You can tell this song is sad because the title is all lowercase Can't tell if this song is bad Yeah, you just know it's really sad Oh no, oh no,...Learn More

[Verse 1] Do you ever get the feeling You're not what you're perceiving Like maybe your dick piercing Is shit and stopping you conceiving You smell really bad today Worse than the other day It's just an overly pretentious way To excuse that you're not getting laid [Pre-Chorus] You're such a sket Unless you're gonna fuck me Go eat at Pret Mother's...Learn More