Artist: DaBoner
Lyrics of Artist: DaBoner
  1. [Lyric] Snowboy / :OPERATOR: (DaBoner)

    [Spoken] If you go to the shop You can get loads of shit, just for free now You can get candy You can get crisps, all for free It's so weird And you can get, just like, loads and loads of drugs They're not free you have to pay so much for them Swear to god, I might quit Just because of how expensive they are Even though I'm like a billionaire I...Learn More
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  2. [Lyric] Have You Ever Fucked Penne Pasta? (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] It's the perfect size Let’s see what's inside This penne pasta Is making me cum faster (than any person ever did) [Verse 2] Does orange have a rhyme? Am I running out of time? Do I need a shower? Uh oh there goes the power [Chorus] Can't think of a chorus So I’ll just end this...Learn More
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  3. [Lyric] Gloom (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] The city doesn't sleep at night I can see the light in your eyes I close them tight so you are blind I keep a treasure inside your thighs Another lonely winter's night Without your boobs, without your lies I feel another shameless fright I feel another blinding light [Pre Chorus] I need a break from all my past contusions The overdoses...Learn More
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  4. [Lyric] Pencil (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] I push a pencil into my eye It does not feel very nice I start to bleed out of my eyes It does not feel very nice I feel the pencil Display a stencil Of the pain in my eyes [Chorus] Oh no, the pencil is in my ass Oh no, the pencil is in my ass Oh no, the pencil is in my ass [Verse 2] God as my witness I think I should stick this Pencil...Learn More
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  5. [Lyric] How did i end up in an art gallery (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] Thinking of a time We shared a wine and lost our minds It's like another life Now I'm in jail, it's not really fair Fair enough on me Three walls are all I see And these bars in front of me (Ah-ah) [Chorus] Need a bit of proof Show me my crime Was not justified Did it get through to you I never lied Just stood by your side In the...Learn More
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  6. [Lyric] Did Your Mom (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] Do you ever get the feeling You're not what you're perceiving Like maybe your dick piercing Is shit and stopping you conceiving You smell really bad today Worse than the other day It's just an overly pretentious way To excuse that you're not getting laid [Pre-Chorus] You're such a sket Unless you're gonna fuck me Go eat at Pret Mother's...Learn More
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  7. [Lyric] Marmalade (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] Phone on vibrate cos it gets my dick up When there's vomit on the floor I lick the sick up Gonna kill myself, retweet the Mitski bot Punch you in the mouth with these keys I've got Been eating ass for a long time now They all think I'm bonkers now For eating marmalade, look at how It goes well with the poo taste now [Chorus] It's all...Learn More
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  8. [Lyric] Woozy (DaBoner)

    [Intro] I can't see It happened again I can't breathe I've lost myself Can't leave my living hell I can't feel myself (fuck) All last night I was living, living for this But the Zoloft has just kicked in I wish anyone, anyone could here me But the drugs, drugs, drugs left me feelin' woozy [Verse 1] I can't move Or speak I Know now I should've just...Learn More
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  9. [Lyric] Wobble Dobble (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] She said she could beat my ass and I believe her She's never gonna quit the Craft, zombie, creeper Love, I love, I love ass, heavy sleeper Said I don't, no I didn't ever need her You make me hard, she makes me weaker I don't think I could ever leave her Conflict thoughts that make my feet hurt Bitch, bitch, bitch, turn the fucking...Learn More
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  10. [Lyric] I just can’t walk it’s like falling over (DaBoner)

    [Intro] Holy shit, I knew I couldn't trust you around the kids What the fuck Why did you do that Oh my god, and you had a threesome with a horse and a donkey? You should be disgusted Oh my god, and also, stop peeing on the floor I know you blame the dog but we all know it's you I think you need to move out [Verse 1] My feet hit the ground and I...Learn More
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  11. [Lyric] Its Been Fun But Ive Gotta Run Saw Your Mum and Licked Her Bum (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] If I'm to die tonight They'll say I died by suicide I'm gonna tell you though That's not how I wanna go That's not how I fuckin' feel Nothing they say is real They never tell the truth They only lie to you [Chorus] This is it for me (it's been fun) They're gonna come for me (I've gotta run) Down the street (I saw your mum) We hi-fived...Learn More
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  12. [Lyric] Thats One Hell of a Grasshopper (DaBoner)

    [Verse 1] Fucked your mum last night She lost her microwave Fuckin' shit and fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' shit and cunt I fucked your mum last night She lost her microwave Fuckin' shit and fuckin' shit and fuckin' shit and cunt and balls [Verse 2] Fuck Shit HIV Dick Ayy...Learn More
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