Smoking cigarettes and calling me dumb Drinking that dark beer You wanted me to come But I got more important things to do Than get drunk with the likes of you Or anyone else for that matter But if you gotta, you gotta And if you gotta you oughta Do what you gotta do. Do it I'll be at the pad gettin' through it The one I love, the one I want The...Learn More

Spooky pretty little gothic girl Stomping down the street in them Gene Simmons The Demon heals And just dying to eat some meat And under cover of darkness she's Making her way Through the flocks and hoards of foolish mortals To the Netherworld Cafe Every day's a new thrill on ya Once you see you will wanna come down And get real on the, get a feel...Learn More

Well I just quit believin' one day I wasn't lead astray You know Jesus was the carpenter That built the stairway to heaven--you know his daddy let him It's not what you know it's who you know Who's a friend of the family That brings the fashion? Jesus was the carpenter That hated nails with a passion What up Jesus? Just hanging with a couple...Learn More

Inside one certain city lurks a superstructure of comedy And two women speak amongst each other in confidentiality Well, one of them is bored with her love life The other with the conversation But the sky continued to be sky Despite their speck of mutual devastation Throw it now! I said throw your hands up! Throw it now! I said throw your hands...Learn More

Well everybody knew that something was wrong With that cardboard starship I built your for your birthday And the wisecracks flew when I cut out a door for you And introduced you to the captain and the crew That was gonna warp us two, just me and you away And I think everybody suspected That something was amiss with That laptop computer that I made...Learn More

She said...Let's hold hands and breathe together now So that we don't do anything rash "... and I ain't lookin for a relationship" Said the spider to the fly And then she came at me Like Jason Voorhees Out the corner of my eye Turn left up here on 15th It's that red brick on the right Go on and pull up behind this car right here Maybe she's gone...Learn More

I could have sworn last night I saw a satellite Staring down on top of me A cybernetic eye Wandering and lonely Bored stiff out in orbit Making an attempt to be friendly And I've come to believe That every boundary has an outer reach That the speeches are mostly fairy tales And nothing cleans like bleach It makes our clouds blue And our sky...Learn More

Well I've been playing my twelve string Outside your house And I've been watchin' your lips when they sing On your mouth And I been noticing that your hips Have a certain ethnicity There's something ancient about it When you're kissing me Well I've prayed to the Sun in my deepest darkest hour Like an Egyptian in the riddle of a pyramidal power And...Learn More

Today I'm the man on the flat screen TV But yesterday I was the man in the book depository I was once a freedom fighter Chickened out to be a writer I know your lady so you mighta heard of me See I'm the one that you demonize Cause I ain't a hundred percent saint Ain't done nothing that you ain't Been both bad a done good So be down or don't...Learn More

Every quark is a sacred hunk In a big blue storeroom Stacked up to the lights full of junk That's why I have a tendency to see Double oneness when I'm drunk One particle floating around in an empty space He knows nothing but the face Of the one that is like him And a stick in the arm will make you write like a genius And a belt above your elbow...Learn More