Today is your birthday How old are you now? Is that rude to ask? Just cause another year’s passed? Are you that insecure? I didn’t mean it that way What are you doing to celebrate? Are you going to go out To some place downtown? If you do, can I join? I’ll call me an Uber So I can just meet you there Will there be lots of people? Or do you want,...Learn More

In my view, rock n roll killed the country star right when Long haired loons started smashing guitars up upon the stage But I won’t pretend that Ira Louvin didn’t do the same With a mandolin, oh yeah, “Satan Is Real” and his name’s Rock n Roll my friends But I swear to god, I won’t let it fade As long as I can play guitar and these three chords...Learn More

Always thought it’d be best for me To get by in life on my own If only it were, so simple Always thought I’d be self reliant With nothing more than my charms But sometimes my wiles They escape me Would that it were So Simple my dear boy We’d all live in a Luke Bryan song Kissing tomorrow goodbye In our own namesake bar After wandering round All...Learn More

It’s always good to tell someone you love them Even though, they might not say it back (Be)cause love’s just a word, but when someone is hurting It’s still good to tell them that you love them (Spoken) Well howdy friends, lovers, folks, and all others “Yourstruly” speaking, once again I wanted to talk to y’all from the heart As opposed to my...Learn More

All dressed up and nowhere to go I'm headed to hell in a pair of Gasoline drawers Well I don't know what I've been told But I'll tell you something that I wish I'd known They're only words, unless they're true And I should never have lied to you But please tell me what you would say When the IRS finds your tax haven On the shores of the...Learn More