[THEO] That race that your buddy made us run I can see it clear as day Who knew it could even get that hot in early May? But we ran through the heat [MAX] Um, you refused to run [THEO] So we walked ten miles [MAX] A 5k's only three-point-one [THEO] Remember how I used— [MAX] —A different sunblock on your head [THEO] So my face and ears and...Learn More

[MAX] If you take a twist of lemon And the Everclear leftover From the Prohibition Party Do you know what you will get? [THEO, spoken] No [MAX] You get a gross martini But we're not finished yet [THEO, spoken] I don't know if drinking is the solution here [MAX, spoken] Drinking is always the solution (sung) So you take the gross martini And...Learn More