This is the grand opening of my restaurant A place where people will arrive to die There comes my first guest Guest: “Um, hello!” Killing Machine: “Hi!”...Learn More

You have come for feeding You won’t leave while breathing You will die here screaming No one can help you Your meal half digested Still you are molested No tip and it’s attested You’ve ended up on the menu As you are tied to the desk Inside of my basement that I’ve specially designed to make you weep Various devices and machinery prepared and...Learn More