[Verse 1: Heems] Das Racist as an end to mindwash religion Nowhere politics, bogus philosophies Probably, possibly a mockery of monarchy I'm complex like Cournot's duopoly quantities Rooftop, like we bringin' '88 back White girls, Big Wheels, fortunes, Sajak Mixtapes, many tapes, Mel Gibson "Payback" Laid back, stay crack, eat those, stay...Learn More

[Hook] (Who's that?) Browwwwwwwwn [Kool AD] Brown Elvis -- I can't help it Brown Larry Bird, y'all, the '97 Celtics All brown everything, better than you've ever seen Never have you ever seen anything like it Do you like it? Oh, I think you like it Maybe you should buy it You should probably buy it I swear I sell like West sell Sell like sex...Learn More

[Hook] A boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip, baby, a boat trip Let's take a boat trip [Bridge 1: Heems] I'm in the mood to take a cruise I'm brown and smooth, and you, you're...Learn More

[Intro] Whaddup, whaddup, whaddup? Sit Down, Man! Sha-leik! DR Whatitat, whatitat, whatitat? Time to do a rap [Verse 1: Heems] Hello Young Cocoa Butter, who is you? White people love me like they love Subarus Rolling with the super crew, something like Scooby-Doo My eyes droopy? Mami that's what doobies do Kalidasa, but across the...Learn More

[Heems] Yes, yes, yes yes More like a spiced-out Manmohan Singh Or like a spiced-out I.K. Gujral Like a spiced-out Bhagat Singh Spice wars, crack wars I love this song, shorty said [Verse 1] Queens Boulevard Kierkegaard, hustle hard Hustle bustle OMG, on my guard, oh my god Vic came back with three pizzas Gave one to Dap His stomach...Learn More

Robert Mugabe! (Sit down, man...) Carlos Mencia! (Sit down, man...) Chris Brown! (Sit down, man...) Robert Gates! (Sit down, man...) Ben Stein! (Sit down, man...) Bruce Ratner! (Sit down, man...) Glenn Beck! (Sit down, man...) Rand Paul! (Sit down, man...) LL Cool J! (Sit down, man...) Netanyahu! (Sit down, man...) Sarah Palin! (Sit down,...Learn More

[Refrain 4x] Chase Bank, Bank of America [Verse 1: Kool A.D.] Checks, cash, Western Union Moneygram, Western Union Checks, cash, Western Union Oh my god it's Western Union Das Racist, Das Racist [3x] Bring it there again, holla Cop my 50, count 4 American dollars Gas in the vehicle Open up the door, see all the people Checks, cash, Western...Learn More

[Intro] Like sands through the hourglass So are the days of our lives Take that out That's my chain Talk shit at this part? About how, like, "The world didn't see it coming!" This is my chain, gonna do that This is fresh, right? You didn't know! [Hook] We're not joking, just joking, we are joking Just joking, we're not joking We're not joking,...Learn More

[Intro: Kool A.D.] Ha Ha-ha Ha Ha-ha Ha Ha Ha Ha [Chorus: Kool A.D., Heems, & both] I'm at the Pizza Hut (What?) I'm at the Taco Bell (What?) I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell I'm at the Pizza Hut (What?) I'm at the Taco Bell (Naw) I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Wait, we're at the Pizza Hut (What?) We're at the Taco...Learn More

1. RELAX (PRODUCED BY VICTOR VAZQUEZ, HIMANSHU SURI & PATRICK WIMBERLY) 2. MICHAEL JACKSON (PRODUCED BY VICTOR VAZQUEZ, HIMANSHU SURI & PATRICK WIMBERLY) (PEDAL STEEL BY TRAVIS ROSENBERG) 3. BRAND NEW DANCE (PRODUCED BY PATRICK WIMBERLY) 4. MIDDLE OF THE CAKE (PRODUCED BY ANAND WILDER) (ADDITIONAL VOCALS BY ANAND WILDER) 5. GIRL (PRODUCED BY...Learn More

[Hook] I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian It really doesn't matter cause it's all the same and Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah You give me your number, I call you up Yo, you know who you look like? (aha ha) You know who you look like? (aha ha) You know who you look like? (DR) You know who you look like? (Yeah,...Learn More

[Kool AD] Das Racist, me and him Me and him, and him and him And him and me are African And I don't even really look African But I'm an African, I'm an African And I know what's happening Das Racist, back again Blood brothers like a feminine nap-a-kin Humble as a mumble in the jungle Aye caramba, Operation Dumbo Drop Pop, fake gold parachute Up...Learn More