[Verse] Rather give brain to twelve hundred undead shemales Than answer these twelve hundred unread emails Shit, how'd I let shit get this bad? And why are all these friend requests from kids named Brad? Why not a Madelyn or an Ashley or two? Then maybe I'd respond in a timely fashion to you This is not a friend request, just a friendly...Learn More

It's well in hand Five fingers and a palm and a plan Young Martin Sheen starin' up at the fan Send me up the river bumpin' Steely Dan I'll get a real nice tan Make some real nice friends like a young Larry Fishburne Going real well, don't piss in the cistern Life's a bitch, I'm not dating her sister I got both them whores on the floor playin'...Learn More

Step on the scene and I glower mean Cause I'm supreme, like the one that comes with sour cream I put the I in team with my self-esteem Out of gas? Fuck that, I just run on steam Punk with my top hat cocked to the side And that is my steed, it is not my ride Stay on my side cause I plan to win handily Not yet the best in the game, but I plan to...Learn More

[Intro] Nah, I don't-uh-I don't put a relationship status up cause I wanna maintain some level of mystery or something, I don't know But uh, I am single in case you're wondering And if you aren't, that's fine too [Verse] It's complicated with who? Fuck that, I'll be simple I don't mean to hate or be rude, but I'll pop two like a pimple Your guy is...Learn More