[Verse 1: Despot] Everyone clap for the crap artists A pat on the back to whichever one sounds smartest Capture the magic of blabberin' half-hearted And the last rambling man standing laughs hardest Pan-handling a grand, standing on red carpets Doing the camera flash dance in new pants, targets Tune in to catch a glance of a new fad starting They...Learn More

[Verse 1: Despot] Every time a bell rings an angel gets a headache The other shoulder's home to a devil yelling "checkmate" Fix it on your own with a pebble and some stretch-fate Patron saint of "Take away the pain at the best rates" Just take two of these and call me in the morning Match a color to your sickness quick and skim over the warnings Or...Learn More