You were so cool when you pumped that bum You were the baddest Biff on the bus You let him have it with a pitch black twelve-inch sax Four hundred CCs under my hood [?] washing my car Best damn wax job I think I've ever had Beast le brutale Beast le brutale Beast le vitalis Shut up, Telly Savalis Got on your Speedos and your bondage bra Headed...Learn More

I saw her just the other way On her way to LA Hey hey She's leaving the Midwest 'Cause it's so boring out here, it's so boring out here She said she's lost her mind From the local slime, she's lost her mind Her daddy is a square That's why she's going out there And now she's pulling tricks on Hollywood Boulevard His name is Big Bad Butch That's...Learn More

["Hafta Be Cool To Rule"] Saw you standing outside of the movies With your cool slut and heavy clothes, man Shit, dude, you know you sure be hot Long hair Nice car Hafta be cool to rule There you were again Kicking someone's ass outside Taco John's With a brand new car and matching poncho Man, shit, you know you sure be hot Long hair Nice...Learn More

I'm going down to Joliet I'm gonna do my time I wanna go back home, I wanna get lit So I got a shotgun with your name on it (Joliet) Yeah, that's where I live my life (Joliet) In my sweet home Joliet I'm going down to Joliet I'm gonna get my way I'll shoot you up 'til you bleed blue dye Who's the guy making [?], I wanna get high (Joliet) And...Learn More

Didjits Miscellaneous The Man The Man Lisa Lisa help me please Mister Bluesers got the snoozers Shamey on you Amy Need a mixer for my Fix Janny makes the secret run today 42 white kilos on the floor He's a Wizard of the magic sand He's not a pusher he's The Man Lisa please unite my mind Send in Raymond Shaman I think I lost my eyes Mr. Blues has...Learn More

Pull my line up, pull my line I dive the deepest, I'm King Carp And you know I really dig your sexy legs Yeah, I'm the fish with the bad drug problem I'm the fish with the brand new car 1964 'Cuda, I think 'Cause I am the king of the fish (King Carp, King Carp) I am the baddest dude (King Carp) And you know what my fins can do Yeah, I'm diving...Learn More

That crazy stumpo knee, babe You know he's a Coke bottle head That mother's crazy, yeah He drives me wild, wild Uh, shit, man Uh, crazy Coke bottle Wild Uh, wait Crazy Coke bottle Wild [Guitar solo] Picked up his iguana, yeah Fart in the back seat all the way Your mama's crazy, yeah She drives me wild...Learn More

You got me crazy and you make me uptight I sure be flying, I don't put up no fight You got a curse on me, baby, and it's feeling okay So don't release me, baby, I'm enjoying the pain You got me where you need me But don't forget to feed me I say balls... Fire You got me crazy and you're making me high You got me laughing and it's ha, huh Ha...Learn More

You were my dad, you were so rad You were gnarly, even when you rode your Harley Had a girlfriend, had a Jaguar Yeah, man, you was really one bad dude You know you was really crazy When you'd show up on the sidewalk with the beer But you know I really hated you When you hit me with that belt When the hippo died, we all cried Couldn't happen to a...Learn More

Plate in my head from Vietnam I got a plate in my head from Vietnam I drove the helicopter You shot the gooks I drove the helicopter You shot the gooks I got a plate in my head from Vietnam I got a plate in my head from Vietnam I rode the rollercoaster You stayed home I rode the rollercoaster You stayed home I got a plate in my head from...Learn More

Ooh oo-oo ooh ooh Ooh oo-oo ooh ooh At my pet funeral My cat is dead His tiny coffin His bloody head He lay by the side of the road For a week or so That crazy kitty, yeah Is buried in my backyard He lay there dying When he shot that dog That stupid asshole I wish that dog would've had a, would've had a gun now Ooh oo-oo ooh ooh Ooh oo-oo ooh...Learn More

Jamie works part time, she is a psychopath She gets beat up after work now if she takes the wrong way Yeah, you know she's really crazy if you give her a chance She's like a laughing hyena when you get down her pants Now you just can't get away from the torture And you just can't get away from the fire And you just can't get away from the...Learn More