Pass the word That this band sucks You haven't even heard them You're a dumb fuck You go to a show Just for one band You're not even worth The "X" on your hand Why do you come to shows For just forty minutes Then leave right after They're done playing? You should stay home And not even go And listen to their tape Over and over I could care...Learn More

Riding in the car Not getting very far Five bucks a week is what I pay for it It's a piece of shit Chase has to get rid of it The damn thing has so many memories We can't justify The problems with it The goddamn thing is a piece of shit Roach blew an alternator Roach blew a radiator Roach is the terminator Time after time, on and on breaks...Learn More

What is that smell? It smells like shit I think it's coming from the laundry pit Found three guys buried in it There names are Ryan, Chase, and Brandon Whoa! (They'll fuck your mom) It's Dirty Laundry They sound like shit (Then fuck your dog) It's Dirty Laundry Ahhh! (Piss their pants) It's Dirty Laundry (Stomp on fucking fags) Lets go home It's...Learn More

I'm a lab rat Scare me with a big cat They play tricks on me Double vision is all I see Whether or not I feel okay Doesn't matter anyway This is a good day So please go away Lab rat Lab rat Lab rat Lab rat Lab rat Lab rat Lab rat (Laaaab-Raaaat) Lab rat Merry madness Just what the hell did you do? No one cares about me Don't enjoy what you can't...Learn More

I wanna go out all night long I wanna stay out until the moon's all gone I wanna drink, I wanna party, wanna watch a fight I wanna boogie on down til the morning light And I don't even care what they say Cuz drinking beer is how we live our lives every single day So pop open a Rolling Rock And party down with Mr. Spock And don't let Captain Kirk...Learn More

I hired Boba Fett to kill my girlfriends sisters boyfriend Because he's such a pain in my ass Sometimes I wonder if that bastard will ever get a job Not when he's got his mommy and daddy, that fucking slob My girlfriends sisters boyfriend hates my guts Everyone who knows him thinks he's going nuts I'm trying so hard to be so nice to him But for...Learn More

HEADTRIP: Originally Performed By: Lustmustard Written By: Brad Shirk Published By: Mustard Seed Music TOGETHER ON THE SAND: Originally Performed By: NOFX Written By: Steve Kidwiller and “Fat” Mike Burkett Published By: Songs of Universal Inc...Learn More

I say fuck Moon Valley They're always full of shit The student council trendy chicks They can all just suck my dick The teachers don't teach All they do is sit in class And you can take your school pride And shove it up your ass Fuck Moon Valley Fuck Moon Valley Fuck Moon Valley Fuck Moon Valley I may be fucked in the head But I don't got shit...Learn More

They follow you around They drag you down They don't want the shame They want to be the same They have no clue who they are Time has changed They've all rearranged A new person A new season They only want In the extreme It's popularity Mr. Sociality T's uncertainty Wanting visibility Creating the ability Always so willingly Changing on and...Learn More

I knew this girl And she's all that I loved in the world And she made me feel so happy Like I was on top of the world But she went away So what can I say? We would always hang out Sat around all day and got strung out I'll just take some time out To sit at night and think About the fact that I am nothing I guess that's all that I'll ever be Ohhh,...Learn More

I like blue eyes cuz they are blue I like blue eyes cuz they are blue I like blue eyes cuz they are blue I like blue eyes cuz they are blue I like blue eyes cuz they are blue Not green, not orange, not red I like blue eyes cuz they are blue Not green, not orange, not red I like blue eyes cuz they are blue We suck our own mom's dick I like blue...Learn More

They tell us lies and take away our rights One by one, right under our noses And you sit back and conform with them But this ain't no land of freedom They break promises, you can't believe them It's time for you to stand up and tell them it's your right I won't conform. I say fuck America To the perfect norm. I say fuck America Fuck your...Learn More