Its the funk-master Here to help out with the disaster I done caught up with the faster Now I'm your new headmaster No i don't practice fucking islam I don't like wearing bombs And worshipping saddam I got more rhymes then the bibles got psalms Put out your palm and give me a high five Move over bitch let the master drive I know where im going and...Learn More

Brooklyn! Where's that? We got Big we got Jay We got big we got jays Over the years I done heard a lot of praise Not for ya fuckin Allah but for what we go through every day Brooklyn's like the summer and their are raps like the dog days Brooklyn's the residence We're best and its evident Shootout to Joey bada, a rap specialist Brooklyn's got...Learn More

So how you wanna start this? So I'm new at rap, I don't have much experience But I'm not talking murder, I'll make that shit mysterious Drive that Monte Carlo straight through your living room Then I'll wait till you and that white stained bitch are passed out from the fumes Room'll be looking like a concentration camp Then I'll drag a fang along...Learn More

[Verse 1: Dr. Disrespect] [Verse 2: Crackle] [Verse 3: Chunk Dirty] The grim thug don't mess around Once I start the rap I'm victory bound After I'm done your eyes are gonna be spinning round No one can copy my sound The can't rap you just sing You wanna battle with the king? Eh oh! Bada boom Bada bing! You're singing along to micheal...Learn More

Verse 1 [Poppa J Love] Am I fucking insane? Just cause I wanna cut out ya brain Slurp the juice and piss out the veins? It ain't no fucking metaphor For fucking no whores Or screaming till I break my vocal chords Just about me and me and me and me And can't you just see that I'm just a tree Leaf me alone and I'll still sting you like a bee I need...Learn More

If love is all you need No wonder you can't succeed I got all your fans rooting for me You aren't from the 313 Stop trying to be slim shady And start liking the naked ladies Instead of the little babies Your f*cked in the head I'm surprised you ain't dead Walking these streets Gonna beat you into the concrete I'll take out your legs with a...Learn More

I thought you was a king What the fuck happened the wind under ya wing Thought you was the next thing Then you done snipped off the kite string Guess Chunk's won the games of thrones While you're out getting drunk and blown I guess apart we really have grown Don't mean shit hell I can still break your collar bone Pulled out the bottom Jenga...Learn More

Fuck the world and every bitch in it Walking talking hawking like you hot shit Fuck you and your crew Bragging cause you got a Big Black and blew Fuck you cause you don't know what rap is Sleep with one eye open and be prepared to match this Mattresses with cactuses Leave you begging that you was my target practice Actus ray and menus ray I got...Learn More