Why can he not return? (Glorious President!) To end where he began? (His excellency!) Grant him this final wish (Field Marshall, Alhaji Doctor) To return from exile (Our decorated hero!) Here's why not: Torture selected by racial hatred Furthermore: The volume of bodies clogged the Owen Falls Hydroelectric Dam Major medals self-awarded Overthrew...Learn More

[Verse 1] We are building a wall Punished for rebelling by our vengeful master Brick by horrible brick we earn his forgiveness The king must pay his debts Lest we send a monster to devour his people Swam in with the tide Dragged us out to sea Mashing tentacles Thrashing in the waves [Verse 2] Chain your daughter to the rocks and wait for the...Learn More

Over battle, Ogress ran the red Blood of the serving man. Tore off his head Her deadly iron mouth did gape Tore off his head and let out life Treefoot treefoot, foot of tree Trolls take thee and thy company I distrust this version of events Let Grettis face the music now Over rations, Grettis ran the red Blood of the serving man. Opened his...Learn More