There was an old woman from Spalding, Who noticed her husband was balding. To shock hair into life, The aforementioned wife Poured stuff on his head that was scalding....Learn More

A man from near Stow-on-the-Wold, Complained that he often felt cold. Said his wife, "It's your hair -- There's none of it there, And the fact that you're ninety years old."...Learn More