Hi, Welcome to Generic Night Talk Show, I’m Hummus Johnson, and today we have Cheminem How are you, Cheminem? Um, I’m good tonight. How about you? Good. How about you? Good. How about you? Good. How about you? Good. How about you? Good. How about you? Good. How about you? Drop one of your raps! What do you call an accountant for the...Learn More

You did it! You saved the world! Now you can stop panicking and sleep I know this whole year has been pretty deep But now you can have good dreams, REM Sleep...Learn More

I look out my apartment window, see zombies out there! I see people getting eaten, including the mayor The citizens are walking the streets, ignoring it And then they are getting eaten too Yeah, the zombies are probably possessed, that's most likely true! It's a lot to deal with for a guy named Neil I see my friend, Dan out there, dead meat sitting...Learn More

Listen to the music Yea Yea Listen to the music Dr. Domino Ayyo Embrace the music Like DJ Benchuscoro I give out my albums for free But tell me: Why would anyone want the new PCIII release? The same exact thing Every frickin year Come one MJB, make something new to spread that christmas cheer! The same Ad Astra tracks? That makes me shed a tear I...Learn More

The apocalypse is happening Hide inside the cabinet Zombies outside, no cops to help The only person that can help is I open the door to the apartment, as the zombies look at me I scream "Hey zombies, would you like a cup of tea?" They start swarming me, I try to react quick Quickly reacting, I grab for the broomstick I push it at his face like a...Learn More

Champaign-Urbana Police Station What's you're emergency? Hi, there's zombies and dead people everywhere, have you seen it? Someone here needs to kill the zombies! I see a man outside pull out his phone He has a police badge and starts talking That's when I realized: "That's him, getting chased by a zombie" I see him get tackled, and then...Learn More