Being a martyr won't get you laid I realized a bit too late, it was the middle of the crusades And when my money's made I'll leave all my friends behind Oh what a bright idea Take a nap when I'm young Wake up in my better years That would be nice, wouldn't it? Oh well I want you to know that the going gets worse Maybe you did it better But I did...Learn More

Baby I saw you vandalize the Hollywood sign And you say you didn't do it but I saw it with my own two eyes And maybe One of these days I'll leave all my friends behind I'm not really gonna do it But for some reason the thought's kinda nice Baby You make me feel like I'm regressing All my bad habits I've learned again You make me feel like...Learn More

Starin' back at him Hang out with the piney kids I can see him when I close my eyes One said, "Well he's an older guy But he's in need of sister wives It's a good deal 'cause he'll always provide And you'll never have to work again" Baby There's a real sense of community up there And you'll never be too far from a friend or a cousin Sister or...Learn More