[Verse 1] I bus the tables at Sam's Pizza Place Sometimes your kids ask when they see my face "Are you a girl, are you a boy?" Wish that I could say, "Why, yes I am" "Matter of fact, I am a happy man" But I don't know what my boss would say if he found out Don't think you've met another man like me Maybe you've seen a couple on TV We all have to...Learn More