(Josh on da ad-libs, George W Bush doesn't care about black people) Muppets Christmas Carol (Scrooge) This dick be double barrel (Bro what?) Fucked a Facebook mum yeah that Bitch’s name was Sharol (banana) In English I write lyrics cause I never Checked the WAGOLL (Of mice and men!) I play chess while I bench press Drinking vodka out a French...Learn More

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[Verse 1] Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while Heaven can wait, we're only watching the skies Hoping for the best but expecting the worst Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? [Verse 2] Let us die young or let us live forever We don't have the power but we never say never Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip The music's for the sad...Learn More

(Josh on da ad-libs, George W Bush doesn't care about black people) Landed on this beat Like a bird in a tree I just text this little shawty Now she sending me some feet (DAMN *sniff* AUHGHHGHG) This beat so fire and I got good flow yo No need for other rappers I got this solo I like romantic poems And the birds and the bees My homies all...Learn More

YOOOOOOO ROBURT ON THE TRACK [The Fucking Fuckers] Roburt on the beat Grinding on my meat F-DOG on the track, yuh Mason sniff my feet Nutted in a sock Suckin' on some cock Runnin' from the cops Then I give F-DOG slop This beat so fast (uh Got a finger in my ass (uh) I hope this cracka lasts uh When he hits me from the back Spittin some bars I...Learn More

BBC News Intro [Jacob Chivell] This is a message from BBC Maesteg And her majesty the queen A rapper known as F-DOG has been Spotted in the local area and is shooting all Civilians on sight People are advised to stay indoors and hide from him [F-DOG] *Knocks on door* OPEN UP BITCH [Jacob Chivell] OH GREAT HEAVENS (Gunshots) [F-DOG] IM BOUTTA...Learn More