[Verse 1] They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss [Chorus 1] Here's the plain situation, there's no negotiation With the fellas at the freakin' FCC [Verse 2] They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special...Learn More

Laughing outside Crying down below Pasta, meatballs, Joe DiMaggio Fellatio, Pinocchio, a pizza pie from Domino's All of this because I'm singing in a pointy hat...Learn More