[Verse 1] You and I are one of a kind Everyone wants a piece of us for themselves But I wouldn't give you up For anyone, anyone else You and I are destined to be Aphrodionysical fantasy It's a dream And when the chips are down You'll see me coming around [Chorus] I've got the time to take your road Where will you lead me? I don't know I want to...Learn More

Get you a mother like me Two months ago, gave me a year's supply for free Not drugs, but better Even than a nice sweater The stuff she got, it's made from trees More valuable than any currency Now you see She got me TP So I can poop when I want Poop when I want I can poop when I want Poop when I want Poop poop poop poop poop Poop poop poop poop...Learn More

It's only November Why are you putting up a Christmas tree? We're all still in our costumes from Halloween But now you're busting out Mariah Carey You need to calm the elf down It's only November, but here you are Diggin' around in the back of your garage Gonna do something big this year, light show It's a bloody mirage And screw the neighbors'...Learn More