I got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Girls from all over the world Flock to write my name on the toilet walls Of the Whisky a Go Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me, Bwana Dik Him, Bwana Dik My dick is a monster, give me your heart (Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous...Learn More

I suppose you noticed my lovable accent in the last number And realizing that you must know, for sure, I'm British You might ask yourself where I go for my nookie in London, hm-hm Well, I go to a little place where they keep, specially for me, a bottle with my name on it Aynsley Dunbar, ladies and gentlemen (Yeah) Thank you, that's—, thank you It's...Learn More

[Chorus] What will this evening bring me this morning? What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arrive without any warning [Refrain] What will I say the next day to whatever I drag to my hotel tonight? If things go alright What will I say the next day to whatever I drag to my hotel tonight? Will she be out of sight? [Chorus] What...Learn More

What will this morning bring me this evening? What will this morning bring me this evening? Some local hot action Before we are leaving Go to the club or the bar or wherever the pussy is found In the town your band's been booked to play in It's always a little bit harder to score If it's just your first time in a town you never hit before If you...Learn More

What will this morning bring me this evening? What will this morning bring me this evening? Some local hot action Before we are leaving Go to the club or the bar or wherever the pussy is found In the town your band's been booked to play in It's always a little bit harder to score If it's just your first time in a town you never hit before If you...Learn More

You like my new car? Well, it's, uh, it's really cool Do you, uh, know how to get to the Holiday Inn? Which one are you, uh, staying at? Uh, the one by the airport We gotta get up early and fly out in the morning, you know? Where do you, uh, play tomorrow night? Uh, Minneapolis Oh, you're so professional The way you travel to all those exotic...Learn More

[Verse 1] She's such a dignified lady She's so pretty and soft You can't call her a Groupie It just pisses her off She's got diamonds and jewelry She's got lots of new clothes She ain't huntin' for money So that everyone knows [Chorus] That she knows what she wants Knows what she likes Daddy, daddy, daddy Daddy, daddy, daddy Daddy, daddy,...Learn More

Oh (Navy Club, Navy Club) The Navy Club, the Navy Club San Antonio, Texas Max's Kansas City In, in New York City I suppose you've noticed my lovable accent in the last number And realizing that you must know, for sure, I'm British You might ask yourself where I go for my nookie in London (Where?) Well, I go to a little place where they keep,...Learn More

[Chorus] What will this evening bring me this morning? What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arrive without any warning [Refrain] What will I say the next day to whatever I drag to my hotel tonight? If things go alright What will I say the next day to whatever I drag to my hotel tonight? Will she be out of sight? [Chorus] What...Learn More