[Verse 1] My name is Burtram, I am a redneck All my friends, they call me Burt (Hi, Burt) All my family from down in Texas Make their livin' diggin' dirt Come out here to Californ-y Just to find me some pretty girls Ones I seen gets me so horny Ruby lips and teeth like pearls [Pre-Chorus] Wanna love 'em all, wanna love 'em dearly Want a pretty...Learn More