How 'bout movies? You thinking of going into playing around, shooting movies, or anything like that? Color pictures? Yeah, that's, that's a lot of fun I really enjoy that, I was gonna make a movie one time And then another time, I was gonna make a movie And a couple of times after that, I was gonna make a movie I suppose one of these days, I'll...Learn More

Honey, honey Honey, honey TUSH TUSH Honey, honey Too young! Honey, honey Wait a minute! Wow! Wow! (Say it again) Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Honey, honey Watch it! Gettin' down Gettin' down Gettin' down What you're gonna do When your time is up? What you're gonna do When your time is up? Are you gonna take? Are you gonna be? I might...Learn More

Mr. America, walk on by Your schools that do not teach Mr. America, walk on by The minds that won't be reached Mr. America, try to hide The emptiness that's you inside But once you find that the way you lied And all the corny tricks you tried Will not forestall the rising tide Of hungry freaks, daddy They won't go for no more Great mid-western...Learn More

AAAAH... (Oui!) AAAAAAH... Bidet! (Sport shirt) BLOOOW-JOB Jambon (Corn-hole!) (Sport shirt!) Bidet! (Corn... hole) Jambon BLOOOW-JOB (Corn-hole!) Bidet! (Sport shirt) Bidet! (Sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt, sport shirt) Bidet! OOO-AHH!! Bidet! Bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bidet, bi... (Corn-hole... corn-hole...) (Sport...Learn More

Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress, September 19, 1985 From Record Labeling: Hearing Before the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, United States Senate, Ninety-Ninth Congress: First Session on Contents of Music and the Lyrics of Records (including all of Zappa’s prepared statement, which he quotes in condensed form...Learn More

The main thing that I consider before undertaking a work You know, a long orchestral thing like that See, in the old days, before I got a chance to work with a orchestra Before I found out that they are only it it for the money And they're considering only their pensions and the rehearsal breaks And all those other little mechanical things that...Learn More

Purple haze All in my brain Well lately things they just doesn't seem the same Oh I actin' funny And I doesn't know why Excuse me While I kiss this guy Purple haze All around Don't know if I goin' up or down Am I happy or in misery Whatever is this doll Put a spell on me Hit me Smash me Listen here! Purple haze All in my eyes Don't know If it's...Learn More

Did, uh, Ringo Starr enjoy, e-enjoy being in the movie 2000, uh, 200 Motels? Well, it's hard to tell, you know I never bother to ask people whether or not they enjoy working for me But he still talks to me, so I guess it wasn't too bad...Learn More

(Here's a special request) (Hope you enjoy it) I tried to find How my heart Could be so blind Dear How could I be fooled Just like the rest You came on strong With your fast car and your class ring Soft voice and your sad eyes I fell for the whole thing I don't regret Having met Up with a girl who Breaks hearts like they were Nothing at all I've...Learn More

What ever happened to all the fun in the world? Larry's not with us any more; he went on y'know Yeah Yeah He bit the big one Ahem Yeah Well, he's got his own little piece of heaven now...Learn More

Frank Zappa (vocals) Denny Walley (vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Ed Mann (percussion) Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals) Arthur Barrow (bass) Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) Thank you, okay, sit down Some more raw unbridled perfurnery for you And yours during this festive holiday season A year ago today was when you went away But now...Learn More

I'm losing status at the high school I used to think that it was my school Wah, wah, wah, wah I was the king of every school activity But that's no more, oh mama, what will come of me? Oh The other night we painted posters We played some records by The Coasters Wah, wah, wah, wah A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me They had...Learn More