[Dream] Before we begin Only a small percentage of viewers are subscribed to the channel So please consider hitting that button if you end up enjoying this battle Enough of the prattle, you and me in a 1v1 I don't see much challenge but it still seems fun It's no Pet War but I'll beat ya in one verse And leave you like your dog, hit n'...Learn More

RAP BATTLE! NORMAN BATES! VS JACK TORRENCE! BEGIN! {Norman Bates (Fel)} (Ehem) Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business With that grimace you don't lay a welcome mat From what I've witnessed I've known some shitty role models Your obsession brought your slaughter Now I'll make this the part two of ridding frantic frivolous fathers! So...Learn More

[Verse 1: Travis Scott (954mari)] I'm taking this Mike and bossing you ([?]) I ain't the type to follow suits ([?]) Your bitch in my ride on company time We're mixing like Jan-ba Juice (Straight up) I can take a pill and pop it You the kind to pop a pill inside somebody's coffee Got no drip like you're the off-ice (Yeah) Get those condoms out your...Learn More

[Verse 1: The Scarecrow (DC) (Freeced)] I'm Dr. Crane, and I'll be at your service I'd pick apart your brain, but I don't have much to work with You pose no threat to the ghastliest rapper So you're batshit tackling the gaslighting master Choke hold your grass neck, you won't know where your path is With that oak hole in your back, better go home...Learn More

[Verse 1: Harry Houdini (Homokóra)] Harry Houdini, the one and only Prepare to see me crush this phoney I show no mercy to fake magic So crawl back to the loony bin, I'm the one escaping straitjackets I hate psychics The future of your crystal ball helmet's when I fuckin' light it We all have secrets but only good magicians don't reveal them...Learn More

[Intro: Boris Johnson & The Penguin] And if you elect me as Gotham's new mayor— What? I'll make sure that I get rid of that rapscallion— No! That he'd b— No, elect me as your mayor, and I'll get rid of that ba— Uh, no no no, uh, hold the [?] [Verse 1: Boris Johnson (Uncredited)] I'm Boris Johnson, superbious Hunting this vermin, or as some nutters...Learn More

[Intro] RAP BATTLE! WILLY WONKA! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! [Walter White] I am the one knocking on your factory gates But from the hazards to the pedo host, it's not like it was ever safe This battle's your golden ticket to any modern fame or wealth So just make it like your childhood and brace yourself! Luring kids into crunching on your...Learn More

(Verse 1: YouTube) The undisputed king of videos is higher than you You can look through my site, and start admiring the views Google, searches for me and they subscribe to me too I've been, on top of the food chain since my start at the zoo Banning words like "virgin, incel and simp" But, you got bought by a prick that fits the description Twitch,...Learn More

[Verse 1: King Julien (Snakebite126)] It is the time for diplomacy! Maurice, gather up my royal circle (Ha!) Okay Maurice, enough monkey business I did not mean a literal royal circle Get it? Cause you're built like an orange You got more calories to burn than trees in your forest But if you wanna learn to talk that red flower talk First you gotta...Learn More

[ANNOUNCER] RAP BATTLE THE FLASH VS SONIC [SONIC] Bring me in and the mic is gone A gaming icon Speeding past your ass since 91 I’ll fire up the track and fry up the “fastest man” Already cracked an egg, Now I’ll put a Flash in the pan I’m the Megaman for Sega fans, dedicated to best foes You could never Top me even if you went Rogue Flash back to...Learn More

[Saint Patrick] Broke out the chains Now I'm holier than Rome is You send those weans home Before I phone me homie Moses Promised them a Candyland But had them working back in Berlin Said your purpose was to purge the rats But who's the real vermin? The town heard the piper and demanded he stop They banned music cause you only play the shammiest...Learn More

(Verse 1: Jordan Belfort) Your built your house on money But you don't know how money works Tried to send your buddies first Why? 'Cuz your tummy hurts? Think about your gameplan 'cuz I don't work with honesty Play chess with my mind? I'll buy the board and play Monopoly! You can't cold call and still be shaking in fear You take credit for a heist...Learn More