You're lookin' my way That's good to see But then I'm thinkin' Is it really me You shoot me something My mind's on hold He starts to track us My eyes go cold I'd like to get to know you, sure And take it all just one step more And find out just what it's all for He's always there You're fixed on my eyes Like a laser beam You already got me Yet...Learn More

A bullet for your war of attrition And your exploitation of the human condition A duplicitous man on a curious mission Waiting for the other shoe To drop I'm gonna pay u back I'm gonna pay u back I'm gonna pay u back Right now! What you're selling I ain't buyin' Your lips are movin' That means you're lyin' You appropriated credit You let them...Learn More

Do you play by the rules? Or do you go with the flow? Do you like the way it works down here? Do you think it's ok To trick a starving whore with a hole in her heart Into giving it up and then refusing to pay? Do you think that's ok? Do you think? (Do right) And I will see you one time (Do wrong) And I will see you twice Lemme ask [Who] will help...Learn More

Hey! What's up? You stupid schmuck Your mind is in a rut (I said) hey! What's up? Well I guess you wouldn't know With your ugly twisted Stuck so far up your butt (I said) hey! What's up? You little putz Man, you really suck (I said) hey! What's up? You stupid schmuck Your mind is in a rut (I said) hey! What's up? Well I guess you wouldn't...Learn More

You're 35 Two kids Fat thighs But I don't care No I don't care Well I don't care No I don't Cuz you got yo' You got yo' You got yo' I said you got yo' Beehive Yo' Beehive Yo' Beehive Yo' Beehive Six inch heels And a white fur coat Your husband's dead Cause he couldn't float And you don't care No you don't care Yeah, you don't care Cause you got...Learn More

I'm a huboon, baby, I'm a cross between a human and an ape I'm all gagged out, I'm gonna hoot I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape People look at me and laugh and make fun of my face I laugh right back I don't wanna be part of the human race I did it to myself Now somebody's gonna be sorry I'm a huboon, baby Gonna mess around with all you fools I'm all...Learn More

Up to your neck in a barrel of snot Straight at your head shoots a bucket of shit Do you duck and go down, or do you stand and get hit? Yeah, stand and get hit? A Toontown camel in a magazine spread Got a private parts face and an X-rated head So you do what he says, "Smoke a cigarette" "Another cigarette" Pieces of Joe You see what you...Learn More

She said I got what you want And that's the problem I'm tired of bein' slammed Stuck here on the bottom Gettin' crushed While you humpin' pumpin' Hard shootin' syrup Makin' noises like Thumper Rollin' over, playin' dead That's a bullshit message you be sendin' Gettin' off, big time Leavin' me with no happy endin' That's all she wrote (Wait!...Learn More

I seen 'em doin' battle I seen 'em talkin' war Still I keep on goin' Though it's different than before They been ridin' high Up where the cold wind blows Miles above the highway Where the rest of us must go To (find out) You got to You better (find out) Before you open your mouth (Find out) Why don't you You better (find out) Before you fill in...Learn More

When I was just a little boy My momma told me Son you got a mission To shine a bright light on dark places In this world of misery Expose those dirty politicians And the self-appointed cops Who hide the truth from all us people Usin' lies and duplicity I name you Jihad Jihad Jerry (What's in a name?) A world of pain (Jihad) Jihad Jerry (What's in...Learn More

I need a chick I need a cat I need a dog I need a chick I'm pukin' and shittin' and dyin' of thirst I ain't got no field to plow There's no hole for my pole I'd fuck a mink stole I need a chick To suck my dick I need a cat To stroke my bat I need a dog To lick my hog I need a chick To suck my dick I'm pukin' and cryin' and livin' in Hell I ain't...Learn More

I, Jihad Jerry declare that mine is not a holy war, but rather, it is a war on stupidity as thankless and futile as the war on drugs. What you believe matters not. Men believed that the moon was made of green cheese. It wasn't. Believe what you will, but do not make others eat from your plate. Remember, you look through your glasses, the rest of...Learn More