[Verse 1] I had a dream like Martin Luther that started super Watching the clouds cruise and stars maneuver All the waitresses abandoned their jobs at Hooters And suddenly appeared on the beach rocking bras in Cuba Scrubbing each other's arms with loofah There was Carmen, Uma, and at one point thought I saw Medusa But I wasn't lubing no boobs for...Learn More

[Intro] Chinese Boy: Look, Mister, there's three rules you've gotta follow Billy Peltzer: Yeah, what kind of rules?  Chinese Boy: First of all, keep him out of the light. He hates bright light. Especially sunlight. It'll kill him. And keep him away from water - don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter...Learn More

[Verse 1: Ghettosocks] Yo, it's the kid with the Megatron grill about to blast Socks without the frames like Optimus Prime without the mask Just don't look right And you're a bad accident out the passenger side window, so don't look right Alpha Flight stencils all outside of your workplace So you always thinking 'bout us when you're out on your...Learn More

[Intro] I threw my hoodie on and said "I'm out for treats" [Verse 1] Watching Count Sockula descend from the throne And wriggle in delight when I send you this poem I'm out for treats, tell your cat to keep six Save my paper so I rap flavor like, 'I need this' Each step I take brings me closer to the goodies Peanut butter oat-meals a pirate's...Learn More