That's where my money goes Funko pops and egirl shows The uber to her boyfriends house Comes out of my bank account My nintendo switch is red and blue I moderate my reddit too She'll have her kids I won't have mine I'll simp her till the end of time Oh queen You're lookin' kind of sad Could it be your brand new boyfriend or your nonexistent dad Oh...Learn More

I don't have a girlfriend But when I get one This song is for her, about her I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U That spells I love you And baby you know it's true You and me sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Just like we do my baby blue And you and I both know all each other's favorite places We don't need any entertainment Just each other's faces Spending time with...Learn More