Maze effect, your eye is a silver ball Maybe we should look so entangled, doll Maze effect, you charm me, I can't stay still Touch my house and [?] just won't stand still Oh yeah Maze effect, your arms are painted red The blue blood seam straight into your head "Maze effect," she says as she sheds a tear Maze effect, she knows that she was never...Learn More

[Spoken] Attention, residents of Earth. This is Kranmar, Grand Imperial Regent of the planet Grendorf. For almost fifty of your Earth years, your puny planet has bombarded my world with radio transmissions of annoying, crappy rock and roll. Can you not think of one reason why I should not destroy your worthless planet? You have twenty-eight...Learn More

Johnny played guitar, Jenny played bass The name of the band is The Human Race Everybody tell me, have you heard? Pop goes the world Johnny played guitar, Lonnie played drums Called Little Baby and a big Bonhomme Everybody tell me, have you heard? Pop goes the world It goes something like this Steve and Johnny had a crazy dream See their picture...Learn More

I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song I'm twenty-two now, but I won't be for long People ask me, "When will you grow up and be a man?" All the girls I loved at school are already pushing prams Well, I loved you then as I love you still Though I put you on a pedestal, they put you on a pill I don't feel sad about letting you go I just feel...Learn More

[Spoken] You know, I never thought I'd have to cut a record by myself. But I got something to say. I'm saying it for Cher, and I'm saying it for a lot of people Why can't I be like any guy? Why do they try and make me run? Son of a gun What do they care about the clothes I wear? Why get their kicks from making fun? This world's got a lotta...Learn More