You come home from school, and you come home from work They think you're a fool, and they think you're a jerk Too scared to do anything about it You're a sissy Your idea of fun is to watch a parade Building model airplanes instead of getting laid At least you should sniff that glue you're using You're a sissy You're picking Shredded Wheat over...Learn More

You like to ask a lot of questions Like what I do with my spare time What I'm doing with a shovel And a forty-pound bag of lime Well, don't go looking in the closet 'Cause there's nothing for you to see Yeah, don't go looking in the closet And forget about your family Your mom always said that I was lazy And your dad liked to call me a bum Your...Learn More

I hate your friends I hate your friends They all think that I'm lame 'Cause I won't play their reindeer games If keggers with kids is all there's left for me I'd rather stay home and watch TV I hate your friends I hate your friends They all think that I'm weird They all think that I'm queer Tank top shirt, bellbottom jeans I'm a nice guy, if you...Learn More

That guy with the lampshade on his head Yeah, he's a friend of mine I'm getting loaded at the stag party And I'm feeling fine Those girls are coming outta them cakes Dirty movies on the Super 8 Everybody's smoking cherry flavored cigars Honey, I'll be home late This sure isn't beer I'm drinking Dry martinis with a lemon twist Are you thinking...Learn More

What are you doing? What's it look like I'm doing? I'm taking a peek What are you doing? Can't you see that she's drunk? I know, that's the best time to look What are you doing? What's it look like I'm doing? I'm taking a peek What are you doing? Can't you see that she's drunk? I know, that's the best time to look Now, don't get mad at me...Learn More

I made my peace with the hippies I don't care what kinda trip it's been And I don't need a ring to tell me what kinda mood I'm in "Power to the people" It doesn't mean a goddamn thing So I'll show you where to put your freak-outs And your happenings Come on! I won't be at the love-in I'll be at home watching TV All right, talk shows,...Learn More

I won't wear clothes that are hand-me-downs I won't smile 'cause I wear a frown Once I get going, you can't hold me down 'Cause when I get started, I go to town I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I don't wanna walk around like everybody else I don't wanna sit and cry...Learn More

My dad passed out The scene is set For an evening that I'll never forget His credit card The telephone I tell the girl that I'm all alone She's a hooker Ma Bell is the pimp On the telephone line A waste of money And a waste of my time Heavy breathing Is all I hear She whispers sweet nothings in my ear I get turned out The card's maxed out And...Learn More

Am I fresh? Are the ladies checking me out? Do they notice that bulge in my pants? Am I fresh? Am I turning them on When they see me do the disco dance? When I walk in the room, do they fight Over who'll be the lucky one tonight? Am I fresh? Are the ladies checking me out? Is the Spanish fly doing the trick? Am I fresh? Am I turning them on? Do I...Learn More

I never forget the people who finked on me I never forget the people who finked on me I never forget the people who finked on me I never forget the people who finked on me You better think where you'll relocate You better get ready for a switch You better start making yourself up a will ’Cause no one likes a snitch I'm mixing up the concrete And...Learn More

I don't feel sorry for losers 'Cause they get what they deserve Always whining and complaining And always getting on my nerves They gotta put the blame on somebody And say that it's just not fair Well, maybe nobody believes them Or maybe nobody cares I'm tired of the reports from Crybaby Land I don't understand I'm glad it's them instead of...Learn More

I wanna play in the sand With a turban on me head I wanna go to their land And change my name to Muhammed Switch back now! I wanna play in the sun Arab kids get to have all the fun Chicks with veils really turn me on When I get called, you can color me gone Rock!...Learn More